Obviously I'm not J.K Rowling now I can't possibly own Draco...
Summary: There is a new house in Hogwarts. Hermione is the first to get in but.. SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT THIS NEW HOUSE HAS TO OFFER! As she struggles along with Ginny to live up to their house expectations, they change as well. But.. there's something else. Hermione finds out she is not Hermione Granger, she is Seline Sparrow. Jack Sparrow's daughter. How will she keep up with this new house and new found family? Pirates of the Caribbean x Harry Potter crossover yo.
The New House and.. I'm Not Hermione Granger? Strange..
By Boozy ol' May-May
Seline Sparrow huh? Wow, S.S. Haha an S.S on a Pirate ship. Haha, that's funny. Laugh you idiots! Hmph fine.
Okay, so you just wanna hear the story of how I figured out I'm Seline Sparrow? Okay then, my parents got my real parents.
Hah, talk about looking for yourself. Stupid psycology.
Oh yeah, by the way! I'm not a muggle! I'm a pureblood! Seven years of teasing for nothing!
Also, I have an older brother name Strike. Hah, my mom told me it was a jerk at first but my father was all like strike! When my mom pushed him out.
Then they both thought it was a good idea and boom! Strike Sparrow.
Hey look, two S.S' on a Pirate ship. Hahaha... aw man, I got to pee.
Oh by the way.. for the second time in a row, I'm in a new House! Yep, the first.. well second step towards my true self.
It's the house called Seeräuber Haus. It's German I think.. eh whatever. All I know is that I'm in it. Well, me and Ginny. Along with new people.
AND STRIKE IS IN SLYTHERIN! How awful could that be?! Oh oh, and this is hilarious! He knows Draco and Blaise! Guess what?! They're like best buddies and all. Woopdedoo.. so yeah. Let's begin the story with Hermione Granger.
Hermione Granger
Soo... school again. YAY! I can't wait to see Harry, Ron..
Yeah.. I'm guessing I was kinda perky before huh? Wow. Gotta change that.
Okay. So, time to get out of this--
"Hermione!" my mum called me.
Oh! This is the good part! I gotta get popcorn! Let's pause for a minute.
Visuals: Hermione is frozen and Seline gets down while Strike gives her a nuggy. She pushes him off and she goes into the kitchen making herself popcorn. Strike comes in and asks her what's going on and what's the occasion. She shrugged and tells him that she's watching her life story. He smirks and asks her if she needs tissue. She growls and tells him to bug off. Then Jack comes in watching the two quarrel while taking the already cooked popcorn. He mutters a thanks, love and goes on. Seline doesn't even notice and pushes the play button by accident letting us go on and the popcorn never to be eaten.. well by Seline at least.
Hermione runs downstairs to see her mom and dad tearing a bit.
"I.. I think it's time you know the truth."
"The truth?" Hermione asked sitting down on the couch.
"You are adopted." her mother sighed before bursting out crying.
"What?" Hermione gasped.
"You will have to pack up your stuff right now, young lady. Your parent's limo is waiting for you outside." her "father" said trying to be strong.
"But.. can you atleast explain to me why you haven't told me this before?" Hermione, or... maybe not Hermione asked.
"Because, they needed to keep you away from the Dark Lord. Your father stupidly, well no offense, took something precious from Vold... um the Dark Lord. So your mother sent you off here."
Hermione... ugh not Hermione asked shocked, "Then, why are they still alive if the Dark Lord came after them?"
Her "parents" shrugged, "That we can't answer."
Not Hermione sighed and nodded, "Alright." she began running up to her room.
"Um, Hermione.." her "parent's" interupted her.
"Yes?"
"It was great being your parents.." the lady choked and began sobbing again.
Not Hermione nodded and continued upstairs.
Behind those doors Not Hermione began packing fighting back tears. Why didn't her parent's want her? Obviously the story her "parents" told her wasn't true. It was ilogical.
She packed her stuff and her "parents" accompanied her outside and her "mother" sobbed hugging her.
"I'll miss you so much darling." she cried.
Not Hermione smiled and hugged her back, "Don't worry, we'll see each other again."
Her "mother" nodded and stepped back, "We will... don't you worry now."
Her "father" laughed a bit, "Watch out for your father, he's a funny man you know."
Not Hermione smiled and went in. She saw her "parents" wave at her and the car finally moved on.
Not Hermione sighed and looked around in the car, it was fancy. Louis Vutton seats and all.
"Welcome Miss Seline." a man smiled at her.
"Seline, sir?" Not Hermione asked.
"Yes ma'am. Your name is Miss Seline Sparrow. Excluding the Miss ofcourse.." he chuckled.
"Seline" smiled while laughing softly.
"The beauty of your mother.." he smiled at her. He didn't look quiet old, maybe around his fifties or something.
Seline blushed as they pulled in, however the man stopped her from going out.
"You'll have to be cautious of the things ye will see in the Sparrow Manor." he said simply before letting her out.
'Sparrow? Is that my last name?' she thought as she walked into the manor.
She looked around and gasped, it was beautiful. Chandeliers, marble floors, by God it looked like a castle!
"Well well, who is this young woman you've brought to me Master Gibbs?" a handsome man walked towards the dumbfounded Seline and kissed her hand.
Seline blushed inwardly, he was handsome. Black hair, dark eyes and...
"Darling!" a woman ran towards Seline and hugged her.
"Oh darling, you have no idea how much I've missed you." she sobbed, "Our dear friends have taken care of you well have they not?" she looked into Seline's eyes.
Seline nodded, "Yes. Are you my mother?" she asked.
The woman nodded and pulled the man off Seline's hand, "This is your father, Jack Sparrow."
Seline gasped, "The pirate?"
Jack nodded, "The Captain Jack Sparrow." he smiled victoriously.
"Where is Strike?" the woman stomped her foot.
"He's out with his friends Miss Elizabeth." a maid shook her head.
"Strike?" Seline asked out loud.
Elizabeth nodded, "Yes. Strike is, your older bro--"
"Older brother." a deep voice chuckled coming into the manor.
'Wow.. he's... oh God! Incestry, get out of my head get out of my--'
"This is Seline huh? She's prettier than what I thought she ought to be." Strike smirked his dark eyes glistening with whatever silliness inside it.
Seline pouted, "Didn't expect me to be ugly."
Elizabeth laughed, "Come Jack. Let's get to the kitchen. Strike, you show Seline around."
Jack whined, "But love--"
"No but's." Elizabeth turned his around and pushed him away.
"Alright. So my sister, let's give you the tour de resistance." Strike put an arm around her and the two were off.
Two hours later..
Seline was tired and they were finally at their rooms.
"This is my room. You can not go in there but since it's your first time. You can LOOK in it."
Seline rolled her eyes as he opened the door.
"Hey Strike! I.. Granger?!" Malfoy and Zabini growled standing up.
"Malfoy?! Zabini?! Strike how do you--"
Strike sweatdropped and picked Seline up and slung her over his shoulder, "Off we go.."
She pounded on his back, "Let go of me! Strike don't make me tell mom! STRIKE!" she yelled as he brought her to his room.
Elizabeth and Jack just laughed as the two got along more..
Yeah, hate it? Too bad. Just review dammit. I'm not in the mood right now, midterms suck ass. So yeah whatever. If you like it? YAY!