A/N: Due to some abuse/harassment this is being re-uploaded so as to erase the negativity and clarify that it is, in fact, not laziness or chat/script.

InuYasha in 100 Words or Less

InuYasha says, "Kikyo!"

Kikyo says, "InuYasha!"

Kagome says,"InuYasha!"

InuYasha says,"Kagome!"

Kagome says,"InuYasha I love you!"

InuYasha says,"Kikyo I love you and am blatantly ignoring Kagome at key moments in order to prolong our love triangle until everyone starts dying!"

Sango says,"I'm a great fighter, but am mostly used as a romantic comedy device."

Miroku says, "I'm the second part of the romantic comedy device because my wind tunnel becomes useless once it's revealed that it can poison me."

Naraku says, "They defeat me and destroy the jewel forever—eventually."

InuYasha and Kagome says,"We finally kiss and relieve all the sexual tension built up over the entire series!"

Miroku says,"I finally score!"

A/N: I had to cut some stuff to keep it to 100 words, but here's the 150 version:

InuYasha says, "Kikyo!"

Kikyo says, "InuYasha!"

Kagome says, "InuYasha!"

InuYasha says, "Kagome!"

Kagome says, "InuYasha I love you!"

InuYasha says, "Kikyo I love you and am blatantly ignoring Kagome at key moments in order to prolong our love triangle until everyone starts dying!"

Sesshomaru says, "I have no further use after I help InuYasha retrieve his sword, but I look damn good."

Rin says, "I love Lord Fluffy!"

Jaken says, "I love Lord Fluffy!"

Shippo says, "I'm useless!"

Kirara says, "Meow."

Sango says, "I'm a great fighter, but am mostly used as a romantic comedy device."

Miroku says, "I'm the second part of the romantic comedy device because my wind tunnel becomes useless once it's revealed that it can poison me."

Naraku says, "They defeat me and destroy the jewel forever—eventually."

InuYasha and Kagome says, "We finally kiss and relieve all the sexual tension built up over the entire series!"

Miroku says, "I finally score!"