Mr McLain

I'm married to WHO?!

Before Phantom Planet

"Ow..." Danny slowly sat up in his bed, he felt a strong pain in his head and felt kind of sick. Danny sat up and rub his head with his head. He took a few moments calm down his headache and looked around at his surroundings, he was in a room which wasn't his?

"Where the heck am I?" Danny asked lowering his hand, "is this a hotel?"

"What the heck happened?" Danny got out of bed while he continued to rub his head in pain, "Why am I naked?!"

Danny quickly hid his area with his hand, he sat up and noticed clothing scattered around the floor.

"What?" Danny mumbled softly as he walked around the room, trying to find his clothes and figure out what was going on. He bends down and found his underwear, he quickly put them on. "Is that... A bra?" Danny whispered pulling the bra from underneath a shirt.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!" Danny drops the bar back on the ground, he glances around the room when his eyes caught sight of someone else in the bed. He's eyes widen in shock… well mostly in horror. He clearly saw flaming hair, a robin blue flaming hair…. and he only knows one person who has flaming hair.

"N..." Danny walked towards the bed, he moved the blanket down slightly and saw Ember McLain! "HOLY SHIT!" Danny shouted quickly backed away in horror, hitting the wall in the process. He must be imagining this…. Or he was in a nightmare….. there no way Ember would ever sleep with him?! He could hardly stay in the same room with Ember for five seconds, let alone sleep with her?!

"Did... Did... Did I just have sex with her?!" Danny suddenly saw her move in her sleep, he quickly saw the bathroom and ran inside, shutting the door behind him.

"Okay... okay Fenton... Calm down and try to..." Danny's eyes widen even more, he slowly walked towards the mirror. "What the..." Danny touched his face with the tip of his fingers, he looked way older than fourteen-year-old, he looked like he was in his twenties. Danny saw he was in his human form but he with a streak of white in his black hair, he slowly moved his hand along his face, feeling his light beard with his fingers.

"This isn't my body..." Danny mumbled looking down at his much muscular body, seeing more scars on his chest, but what truly caught his eye was a huge scar on the side of his stomach. Danny was worried about his ghost form, he quickly went ghost and was even more shocked. His ghost form was completely different. His suit was white now, the side of his suit was black which stop at his arms pits, along with his shoulders, his 'D' now had a 'P' to go with it. "What the fuck..." He mumbled rubbing his Snow White hair.

"Hun?" Danny looked back at the door, he knew that voice, he could never forget that voice. Danny didn't know what to do, he had no idea what happened either... He was fourteen years old... How could he be in his twenties?! He needed to act 'normal' but he didn't know how to act normal?!

"I have play along… act normal….. somehow?" Danny looked down at the doorknob and saw it move. He needed to figure out what to say to Ember, he had to think of something and quick. "Okay... You can do this Fenton... Even though you have NO IDEA HOW YOU ENDED UP IN BED WITH HER! OR WHAT TO SAY!"

"Hey..." Danny said opening the door and trying his best to act how his older self would, or his best guess on how his older self would act.

"Why did you run off?" Ember asked as she lowered her shirt, "I thought we were going to sleep in?"

"Oh... Hm... Wasn't tried" Danny nervously said

"Shit…"

"Oh! Well…. how about we get breakfast then?" she said wrapping her arms around him, "What do you think?"

"Should I hug her?!" Danny gulped while Ember hugs him, he assumed his older self would hug Ember back. Clearly there was a relationship between Ember and his older self, it was pretty obvious since Ember called him 'Hun' and he slept with her. Ember was also hugging him and talking sweetly to him, not bad mouthing him or trying to rip his head off.

"Something wrong, Dipstick?" Ember asked as she parted from him, staring at her husband very confused look.

"At least she still calls me Dipstick…." Danny smiled slightly and hoping to god! Ember couldn't tell he was acting weird.

"Hm... No" Danny said walking passed her, "Everything fine..."

"Hm..." Ember simply watched him leave, she found his attitude strange... He wasn't acting like the Danny she knew over the years. The two went downstairs and walked in the hotel's restaurant, Danny still had no idea what was going on? He only remembered fighting a ghost and that's it... The rest of his memory was a blank. He was so lost in thought that he failed to noticed, that Ember was talking to him about something.

"Maybe we could... Danny?" Ember said waving her hand at him, "Is something wrong? You seem... Off?"

"Uh…. I'm just thinking," Danny said with a smile, he was still getting used to this body of his... His much older body.

"You're acting weird," she said as she sat up and felt his forehead, "You don't want to make mother worried? We're going to see her later"

"You know her?!" Danny asked in shock, completely forgetting to act 'normal'. He couldn't believe his ghost hunting mother was being kind to a ghost, well a ghost who wasn't blood-related to her.

"Uh... Yes… I do? She my mother in law...?" Ember said while she glared at him, "Something wrong with you?"

"She just said mother in law..." Danny looked down at his left hand, his jaw dropped seeing a wedding ring on his finger. "Okay... If I got so far... My mom knows about Ember…. Most likely my entire family… I have a mysterious scar on my side, Ember loves me, I had sex with her, AND WERE MARRIED! WHATS GOING ON?!"

"Danny! There something wrong with you" Ember said as she moved her plate and stared at him, "Tell me what's wrong? You've never acted like this?"

"I have to figure out what's going on?" Danny simply smiled at her, he nervously rubs the back of his neck with his hand. "I need to get away from her…." He sighs and sat up from his chair.

"Where are you going?" Ember asked watching him leave, "Danny! Our honeymoon only started twelve hours ago, we're supposed to spend it together and you're running off?! Where are you going?!"

"I'll... Be back…." He said backing away from her, "Promise…."

"At least tell me where you're going?!" Ember said while she sat up and watched her husband leave her, "Danny!"

"Why isn't anyone reacting?" Danny quickly glance around at the people staring at them, he saw a few mumbling and a couple taking pictures, "I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!" Danny quickly ran out of the restaurant.

"DANNY!" Ember shouted seeing him leave, leaving her in utter confusion of what just had occurred, "What the hell going on?!"

Danny quickly ran outside, he stumbled to the ground he soon saw people surrounded him. Danny's eyes widen when he saw them take pictures of him, he heard people shout questions at him and others screaming in the excitement of seeing him.

"OH MY GOSH! ITS DANNY PHANTOM?!" a group of girls shouted

"Phantom…. What?" Danny tried to back away but accidentally bump into a group of reporters, his eyes were quickly blinding by the flash of their cameras. "WHAT GOING ON?!" Danny back away but was simply boxed in.

"DANNY!" a woman shouted as she jumps onto his back and kissing his cheek. Ember walked out of the restaurant in search of her runaway husband, she immediately noticed the press and his fans. She simply stared wide-eyed and confused, she knew Danny can easily get rid of the press with his many tactics he had acquired during the years….. but for some reason... He was acting like he had never seen the press before.

"Something wrong with him" Ember went intangible before anyone could notice her, she naturally had a huge fan base with her music. And her fans have only gotten crazier when they learned of her relationship with Danny, and Danny himself had a huge fans group which only double when he started to date her.

"How's the honeymoon?!" someone from the press shouted

"Honeymoon?" Danny mumbled while having microphones pushed in his face, "What?!"

"This isn't my Danny" Ember phased through the crowd, she touched his arm as he went intangible as well.

"Where did he go?" people shouted trying to find Danny, who suddenly disappeared right in front of their eyes. Ember pulled Danny away from the crowd, she hid behind a building as she turned visible. She held his hand before a whirlwind of fire surrounded them, they soon appeared in Ember's realm.

"Where are we?" Danny asked looking around her realm

"This isn't Danny! There no doubt about it!" Ember pushed Danny away from her, he stumbled backwards and looked at her with a confused look.

"What was that?" he asked as he tried to calm down

"Who are you?!" Ember said as she crossed her arms and glared at him, "And what did you do with my husband?"

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Everyone! Don't forget that Ember isn't a moron, she could easily tell this Danny wasn't her Danny. And well fourteen-year-old Danny didn't keep his cool... he's a moron (Lol!)