A new oneshot fic. Goes out to Blingupthebling for his story, "the kidnapping".

Guests: Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger

Disclaimer: Hannah Montana and Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger are not mine. It's Disney and Toei, respectively.

It was already late, and Banban (a.k.a. Deka Red) had decided to go in a bar. He was too sleepy, and he decides to watch a show. He ordered a drink, and she saw something not right at all…

He saw Miley stripping. And he was bewildered. He said to himself, why are they employing a 15- year old to do this?

He then immediately called one of the men and said, "I'll pay big to be with that girl tonight- alone."

The leader said, "Ok, bring down Miley."

Miley came to Banban and said, "Are you going to, well, get my body?"

Banban said, "No, I'm going to get you out of here."

He then said, "Sir, send us in a no cameras, no everything room. We want privacy, please."

They went in and He said, "I'm Banban Akaza of the Special Police Dekaranger. I'll call my squad to rescue you, and the guys that employed you will go to jail. Trust me."

Before he can call the rest of his squad, Miley shouted (just to get the attention of the guys), "I'M ABOUT TO CUM!!!" then, Banban said, "Don't tell me…"

Miley said, "Sorry. I can't help but this always happens." Then she secreted yucky, smelly stuff and Banban said, "Eew!" then he calls the rest. And after that, they left the room.

The main man said, "Ok, time's up. Pay time."

Banban said, "Um…" then, he took off his clothes and it reveals his SPD uniform. He shouted, "SPD, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!" the four men were tricked!

Then, a crash of the wall announces the arrival of his teammates, who were all in his squad. All men started running away, and the four guys that kidnapped Miley were the only ones left. Houji (Deka Blue), Sen-Chan (Deka Green), Jasmine (Deka Yellow), Umeko (Deka Pink) and Tetsu (Deka Break) made the four guys to give up at them.

But they refuse to give up, instead they fought them, but they were no match for them. Even though they changed into the Dekarangers, the four guys won't give up to the authorities.

The leader said, "So what if you're the Dekarangers? We don't care! Attack them!"

But the other 3 men ran away, but Deka Yellow and Deka Pink capture them immediately. Deka Break just punched the leader mercilessly.

After a hard night, they finally arrested the kidnappers for their bad motives. Deka Red puts a long towel on Miley and said, "We'll send you home now. Those guys won't make you strip again."

As they ride on home, Miley said, "Thanks, Banban. If you didn't come along, I would have been a dead girl now."

Banban said, "That's nothing, Miley. Anyway, they didn't know that child abuse and child labor were their cases, as well as kidnapping. Fortunately, they didn't give out ransom money."

Miley was asleep when Banban said his last word. He just said, "Well, sleep peacefully."

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