The Aftermath- Ask the leaders

Hey guys, it's the two-headed monster aka the collaboration of Pantherstar101 and Acestrike aka BouncePanther106 here with another Warriors story. We do know that Pantherstar101 has not updated her half of the first chapter of Divided Destinies, but she will be able to soon; her computer broke down. But she is here tonight, working on my (Ace's) computer, so we can get this one up.

PS: We are Scourge and Firestar answering your questions… so… yeah... Ask us anything, about any part of any book, and we will be sure to answer, with knowledge not shown to you by the greatness that is Erin Hunter.

AS: I shall be voicing Firestar.

PS: AND I SHALL BE VOICING THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SCOURGE!

Firestar: You ain't that powerful, I killed you-

Scourge: Yes, but if you didn't believe in that rubbish known as StarClan, you would've died before me, fool!

A black cat comes into focus on a camera screen and positions it with his paws, then backs away.

"There Firestar it's ready!" The cat screeches.

A ginger tom sticks his nose out of a food bowl and yowls, "be right there" in reply. He wasn't enjoying this foul kittypet 'food' one bit. But it kept him alive, and would have to suffice for the duration he was in this prison of a Twoleg nest. He walked over to where Scourge (the black cat) was sitting.

Scourge: "Hello random cats and Twolegs who will watch this recording. This is the last will and testament of Scourge, leader of BloodClan. My followers in the Cult of Blood have resurrected me using top secret… stuff. Naturally I thanked them by ripping their mate's and kit's throats out and promoting them to dead. Then I trekked 10 moor lengths to the new forest to kill Firestar, I was crushed to find out he was dead, so I found more… stuff to bring him back to life. It worked and we took place in an ultimate battle to the death… sadly I forgot we were in the Twolegplace and we got captured. We were stuffed in weird dens and taken here. We are trying to escape, but we need to cooperate together. So you shall send us messages using this black… box… thing… Ask us stuff about our lives and stuff. BUT IF YOU ASK ABOUT MY DEATH I WILL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB AND EAT YOUR ENTRAILS!

Firestar: "I will gladly take questions about how amazing it was to feel the blood seeping out of his neck and onto my paws… Ahem- I mean questions about his death." I smirked.

Scourge: "Foxdung." Scourge mutters. "NOW as I was saying, *glares at Firestar* Ask us stuff to keep us from killing eachother. And you better make it quick. *glances at Firestar* We've only been here one day and I already feel like shredding him."

Firestar: *Hisses at Scourge* "The feeling's mutual"

Scourge: "Now- *cocks head, ear twitches* Quick! The Twolegs are coming! *grabs the vine connected to the black-box-thing and runs to door. Door opens a little* "I'm gonna make it!" Scourge yowls. *Twolegs come in, Scourge flings his head and the black-box-thing goes flying out door. Door shuts. Scourge hits door.*

And the screen returned to blackness once again on the camera.

A/N: Remember, Scourge and Firestar want questions! Make sure to send them in, and they will select the best (or most amusing) 3-5 questions, and answer them. And if they aren't occupied, some blood will be shed. Thank you for reading, we will try to get it up once a week. No M rated questions. Questions can involve yaoi or yuri. (gay or lesbian for those who do not know.) You can address questions to Scourge and Firestar respectively, or to both of them. And remember. Scourge is watching. REVIEW.