I do not own any part of Gorillaz or any kind of sleeping pill.

I was really bored at school while I wrote this so it may be kind of crappy. I hope you like my first FanFic! Also the next chapters may be a bit longer. Please read and review!

Thoughts are in Italics.

Chapter 1 Sewer Zombies (Dun dun dun!)

Very early in the morning Murdoc crept out of his run-down Winnebego. But unfortunately for him he stepped on some pans he had left on the floor for Cortez to eat out of.CRASH! All of the pans clanged together and made a horrible racket.

"Ahhhh! Bloody stupid pans!" Murdoc cried as he slipped onto his face.

Crying out made his head throb even more than it already did. The night before he had been at a party down town and had found a lady friend. Now he wanted to get rid of her. Since he was so wasted the night previous he had no recollection of who or what he took home. So today when Murdoc woke up he found a very hairy surprise. A huge woman who looked more like a monkey than a lady was lying on his bed. He then heard a noise.

Murdoc got up and whirled around in his tracks. The monkey lady was standing in the living room.

"Whatcha doin'?" she asked in a scratchy voice while itching herself unmercifully in Murdoc's view.

Murdoc thought quickly while scanning the room for anything useful. Frying pan, no, pillow, hell no, AHA!

"Well love I thought you might need some water." Murdoc said in a forced smile. He handed her a glass of water "Oh and these." he then gave her some white pills.

She greedily downed the water and pills. In a moment she was asleep on the roach infested couch.

Murdoc laughed maniacally and held up a bottle of pills. "Extra strength sleeping pills. Puts you out. For a long time." he laughed again and hopped out of his Winnie. He looked over at 2-D's room just as 2-D exited.

A genius plan hatched into Murdoc's evil head. "Hey you, Face Ache! C'mere! I gotta pretty little lady who needs to be taken home." Murdoc said.

"Hey," said a deep voice suddenly "you're talkin' to my boy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again and I'll stab you in the eye with a soldering iron." Russell sneered as he twitched his eye.

"Eh? Where in Satan's name did you come from?" Murdoc exclaimed, puzzled.

"From the store. I was shopping for clothes with Noodle. Oh yeah, the zombies are loose again and we had to go through the sewer. I ruined my clothes too," prompted Russell in a gush of words. He frowned. "Where're your pants man?"

Murdoc looked down. He noticed he was wearing his pink frilly boxers with purple flowers on them from his mother. "I...I couldn't see last night." stuttered a blushing Murdoc.

2-D suddenly spoke while trying not to laugh, "Hey where, where's Noodle?"

Russell glanced at 2-D. "She's comin'" he yawned. Then came a sound distant first but grew with a castrophany so immense it could be heard from space. (Just kidding:)

"HIIII YAHHH!" came a cry. Then there was a sickining squelching sound. "That teach you to mess with Noodle!" Noodle said to the, uh, twice-dead zombie.

Noodle walked in smiling. "Oh, kinichiwa 2-D."

"Err...good morning to you too. You know you smell like dead stuff right?" 2-D said, wrinkling his nose but smiling all the same.

"Umm...Right. Before I was rudely interrupted I asked 2-D if he could take home the lady in my Winnebego. So what do you say?" rendered a still blushing Murdoc.

"You'll let me drive your Winnie?" asked a highly and surprised confused 2-D.

"No you Numbskull! Take home the lady who is in my Winnie!" yelled Murdoc crankily.

Russell laughed. "Don't do it 2-D his 'pretty little lady' is actually a very very unattractive woman. In fact she looks more like an ape."

Everyone laughed.

Murdoc growled, "Oh yeah well, screw you guys I'm going home. Or maybe outside." To find someone stupid enough to take this, erm, thing off my hands. Muahahahahaha!

Ok well I won't write more 'till I get at least three reviews!