I guess you could say I was... inspired, by Ariana Black, and those poor, poor souls who tried to spork her work. Pray for them, people. Or you could do what I did and write a little song.
Really, this can go in any fandom, but Harry Potter's got a whole muck of them, so here it is!
(The tune is based on "You Won't succeed on Broadway", from Spamalot. I'd suggest checking it out after reading.)
Because I'm Really Just a Sue!
Oh, I really am quite witty
And in fact, very pretty!
But my character's quite shitty!
Because I'm really just a Sue!
You might find it alarming,
When I stop the villains from harming
Just by being charming!
Because I'm really just a Sue!
But there's really no escaping,
My constant character raping,
I find it rejuvenating!
Because I'm really just a Sue!
Oh, you naysayers may complain,
About my stupid, long name,
Or how we're all just the same!
"Seriously, how many heirs of Gryffindor are there?"
Because I'm really just a Sue!