A/N: Welcome to FandomStuck! This is not affiliated with any other versions of FandomStuck, and because I have no means of drawing on my laptop, it will be pure fiction unless someone wants to illustrate it. There probably (hopefully) won't be too many A/Ns. It may be OOC because some fandoms I haven't gotten into. ::[action]:: indicates the Equal Equal Less Than arrow.

EDIT A/N: LOL hi again bet you thought this was an update but in reality I'm fixing it up.

EDIT II: Gosh my writing used to suck

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HOMESTUCK, OR ANY OTHER FANDOM MENTIONED.

::Wake up::

You're not quite sure that you want to wake up just yet. You've just, finally, gotten warm inside your cozy little sleeping area. You're quite sure you'd be irritated if you woke up. However, your body forcibly wakes you up. Thank you, body, for doing your job.

You awaken to find yourself in a gooey substance called sopor slime, which is now getting into your eyes and sort of hurting. Were you sleeping in the slime for a certain reason?

Well duh, of course you were! You're a troll for crying out loud! Actually, you're half-troll, half-human, but you don't really like your human side. Your trolls are so much cooler than what your humans, in your opinion, although your humans have their moments.

You have most of the significant troll features - the eyes, the horns, the fangs. Except for your hair and skin, which cause your body to contrast in a fairly disgusting way. Your skin is a pale white colour which you cover with troll paint, and your hair is a dark brown. You suppose the reason you're more troll than human is because there's (obviously) more trolls in your webcomic than humans.

You get out of your recuperacoon and shake off all the green substance, licking a bit of it for fun and to emulate Gamzee. You also notice that you should change your now disgustingly slimy clothes, because they need to be washed. Otherwise, you wouldn't be presentable to human kind.

You remember then that you needed to talk to Hetalia about the fandom meeting coming, and hope that he already started the memo on Pesterchum. Because you're not quite in the mood to create a conversation right now, and would be inevitably moody if anyone forced you to.

::Open Pesterchum memo: HEY PEEPS!::

You have no idea what the Hell 'Hey Peeps' is supposed to mean, but you got an invite from your friend Hetalia. You should thank him later, for doing something that would definitely irritate you if you had to do it.

homeStuck has joined the memo HEY PEEPS!

HA: yo hs wattup

HS: hetalia this mem0 is ab0ut the meeting right

HA: todays the meeting
HA: you excited or what?

HS: sURE,,,
HS: waiit ii2 there a dre22 code?

HA: i have no idea
HA: 1 sec im adding sherly i bet he'd know

sherlockHolmes has been added to the memo by hetAlia

SH: There isn't a dress code, but it's for the best that you attempt to look proper. So that the others are impressed. -SH

HS: SO YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO WEAR A FUCKING TUXEDO OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT?

SH: Yes, I do mean 'a fucking tuxedo or some shit like that'. -SH

HA: see hs?
HA: youll be fine so chillax and get ready

HS: :33 i guess i'll see you at the furndom meating then!

homeStuck has disconnected

It's as strange as always, when your Nepeta typing habit surfaces.

::Put on a tuxedo::

Do you even own a real tuxedo? You have no clue at all. You're pretty sure that you'd have to wear one of your cosplay tuxedos. Because, you have full cosplays of every character there is in your webcomic, seeing as you're technically the biggest fan. Because you're literally Homestuck and all of it's fans. Pretty cool.

You dig around in your surprisingly messy closet, and debate on whether to wear a Dave tuxedo, a Spades Slick tuxedo, or a Doctor Scratch tuxedo. Doctor Scratch has a really nice colour to it, so you decide to store the other two where you can access it later.

After successfully finding a Doctor Scratch tuxedo, you put it on. Looking nice there, _.

Oh, wait, you still haven't remembered your name?

::HOMESTUCK FANDOM a.k.a Hommie Stahck::

Hommie is a nice name, to you. It isn't a boy or girl's name, and suits you perfectly.

The green suit looks rather snazzy on your slender form, and you can't help but grin in excitement. You'll be able to impress some people today, and you know it.

Do you want to go to the convention now?

You actually kind of want to eat a bit first. After internally debating for about what to eat, you decide to simply grill some fish for breakfast. You really hope that you aren't becoming like Free, because she eats fish for all her meals. The grilled fish is honestly a strange, yet delicious meal.

If you were a weeaboo, you'd say something like 'Itadakimasu', but you're not that into anime. Thank God.

Now you're ready.

::Go to the meeting, announcing that you are awesome::

Yeah, how about a no to that. Some other fandoms bully you a bit for being ridiculous, and you don't want people to give a reason to make even more fun of you. Besides, Hetalia is the one that usually announces his awesomeness, because of his Prussia character.

You decide to walk to the meeting, instead of finding alternate transportation. You tell yourself that you need the exercise.

Upon arriving at the meeting room, you're ecstatic until you find out that your seat is right in between Supernatural and Dangan Ronpa. Dangan Ronpa is really jumpy and terrified of being hurt at all, and Supernatural is a piece of steaming horse shit that could go die in Hell for constantly throwing salt into your sensitive eyes.

He momentarily lifts his gaze to glare at you, before going back to stare at Hetalia like a lovesick puppy, which you find supremely annoying. Hetalia's your moirail and you need to protect him from asshats who want to take away his innocence.

And then, the conference starts.

It turns out that the conference is just sitting and listening to someone talk about their fandom in general, state several theories about said fandoms, and cause shipping wars and stuff.

Supernatural looks pleased as can be when the person who introduces the fandoms comments about the fact that he has one of the largest fandoms to ever exist. His wings ruffle up and it irritates you so much that you want to punch his pretty face in.

When the announcer gets to you, there's a lot of confusion, like usual. No one knows what Andrew Hussie will do with you next, what pairings he'll sink, characters he'll kill, or what will happen to everyone next. There's a reason that some people don't make it past the first chapter, and that's because you are a very complex piece of art that could never be replaced.

Hetalia seems extremely happy when they say his newest season is very pretty,which it is. It's shiny, it's even more short, five minute episodes, the characters are perfect for the show's type of humour, etc. Hetalia's grin makes you so happy, and when the two of you lock eyes, you give him a small smile.

After that, you feel your eyelids slowly closing, because there were so many more fandoms and lots of the others were already sleeping so why couldn't you?

Gosh, the room is very warm and getting so dark...

You're forcibly awoken. You got knocked out of your chair as everyone began panicking.

While you're yawning and stretching, Hetalia motions for you to be quiet. The table has been flipped completely and people are screaming as though they're being murdered. You hear a dark giggle, one that you know fairly well, and shaking off Hetalia's worried glance at the idea of you getting hurt, sneak a peek over the table to see who it is.

A tall woman with long, bushy, dark hair is giggling, her eyes concealed by elaborate goggles. She wears a wetsuit, and she sees you somehow, her lips stretching into a smile, skin glitching from human to troll to nothing in a swirl of pixels. She holds a large trident and her bracelets make a pretty sound with her every movement, and is pointing said trident at the fandoms who had come to the meeting.

She disappears and a familiar lime green set of swirls appears. Before you can warn anyone not to go through, at least half the fandoms go through the portal, making you twitch in slight annoyance. So much for warnings.

Hetalia seems to recognize it from what you told him about it, and pulls you along, and you can't help but think that hopefully the portal will close if you go through.

When the bright green light fades from your eyes, you can see that only a smaller portion of the fandoms that went through are with you, and that you're in some kind of storage room.

You're no longer wearing your snazzy suit, but notice that it's in your inventory.

You decide you need to stare at everyone who made it, and determine their statuses.

::Look at other fandoms::

There's Hetalia beside you, waving happily. He fashions his hair like his character 'America', but there is an 'Italy' curl poking out from the rest of his auburn locks. He is also wearing a bomber jacket, similar to the one 'America' wears, and his shirt has the Hetalia logo on it.

Information appears in your vision in bright green text when you look at him.

Weapon: PastaKind, Relationship status: Moirail.

You move onto the next fandom, which is Supernatural, who glares at you from under his dark brown hair. You return the glare. He has long black wings, and you're pretty sure he can support at least two other people while flying. He's now wearing a tan trench coat, probably forcibly changed when you all came through the portal, and on his shirt is the Supernatural logo.

Weapon: Anti-DemonKind, Relationship status: Frienemies, possible Kismesis.

Next is a girl with a red mouse-style helmet, obscuring most of her features, aside from choppy strands of dark hair. She taps her foot, probably listening to some music, and you recognize her as the ECM fandom.

Weapon: DubstepKind, Relationship status: Acquaintances.

Sherlock is standing next to Doctor Who, like usual. Sherlock's blue scarf and Doctor Who's rainbow coloured one clash interestingly, but they remain tightly knit. Sherlock looks extremely bored with the situation, playing with his dark curls every now and then. Doctor Who greets you with a new secret handshake, something you never learnt.

Weapons: InvestigationKind/TimetravelKind, Relationship status: Friends.

You can see that gogdamn Harry Potter fandom, smirking as if he's better than all of you. Well, that's probably true, seeing as he's the most popular fandom in the world, but it really annoys you to see him smirking like that. He looks just like his 'Harry Potter' character, but he's wearing a vest and a striped sweater that keeps changing colours, which is reminding you of Lord English and starting to make you as uncomfortable as possible.

Weapon: WandKind, Relationship status: Grudging acceptance

Next is Adventure Time. It figures she'd be here, really, because she loves adventures. She's supposed to look like her character Finn, but since she's a girl, she says she looks more like his genderbend Fionna. She's really, really pretty, with her wavy, glossy blonde hair peeking out of her cap. She waves at you happily, whicyou return.

Weapon: AdventureKind, Relationship status: Friends, possible matesprit

The matesprit part has you blushing lime green, though it isn't visible thanks to your gray body paint.

You can also see that slightly crazy person with the eyepatch and tattoo on their hand. Well, she's not that crazy, she just comments about being one Hell of a butler all the time, due to her character 'Sebastian'. You're sure she's the Black Butler fandom, and she grins at you as you think this which is unnerving.

Weapon: DemonKind, Title: One Hell of a Butler, Relationship status: Respectful

You're kind of shocked by her title appearing too, but keep quiet about it. You suppose that the text noticed how serial she seems to be.

D. Gray-Man and Blue Exorcist are whispering together, and don't notice when you look at them.

D. Gray-Man honestly looks a lot like his main character, but has slightly gray skin and a golden left eye He also looks just like one of your trolls, minus the horns part. He doesn't like you very much, but then again, he doesn't like very many people. He usually only talks to Blue Exorcist and Soul Eater.

Weapon: Innocence/NoahKind, Relationship: Acquaintances

Blue Exorcist doesn't really look like any of her characters, because she has bright green hair, with a strange curly ahoge sticking out, is wearing a school uniform jacket, a bikini top and has horns and a tail. You're distracted when she sees you and she bounces up and down in excitement, because her chest is ridiculously huge.

Weapon: HellfireKind, Relationship: Acquaintances

Before you can see the next fandom, someone pops up in front of you and starts talking. Oh look, it's My Little Pony. She claims her name is Mylie, and that she is as awesome as 'Rainbow Dash' and that she could beat "yo ass" anyday. Her rainbow hair distracts you from all the needless chattering, though, and it seems she has pony ears glued onto a headband. She also has a brother called the Brony fandom, but thank goodness he isn't here, or the pony siblings would talk as.

Weapon: PONYPOWERKind, Relationship: Annoyance.

She leaves you to pester Supernatural, which you smirk at, and you look for another fandom to inspect. This one, if you recall properly, is Roosterteeth. He, if you once again recall properly, enjoys yelling at video games. He looks kind of nerdy, with his plain brown hair and glasses.

Weapon: VideogameKind, Relationship: Video game buddy.

You're pretty sure that you've looked over everyone who had come through the portal by now.

A/N2: Hello again, thanks for reading. Um, recommend some more fandoms, because I will not post until I get at least two reviews. :D

EDIT: yo so I decided to redo this story

EDIT II: It's 4 am i'll fix the rest and publish another chapter tomorrow