A/N: Due to some abuse/harassment this is being re-uploaded so as to erase the negativity and clarify that it is, in fact, not laziness or chat/script.
Fullmetal Alchemist in 100 Words or Less
Hughes says, "I die!
Alphonse says, "Brother!"
Edward says,"I'm selfish and have daddy issues!"
Mustang says, "Despite being a key supportive character, not to mention wildly popular, I hard get any airtime!"
Hawkeye says,"I get an equal amount airtime despite being significantly less important."
Ed says, "Because Roy and Riza are obviously in a sexual relationship even though it's not ever explicitly stated."
Mustang says, "Shorty-McShort-Short and Winry are also in a relationship that's totally ignored but obvious."
Ed says, "Don't call me short!"
Hoenheim says, "I'm both the thesis and antithesis of the entire story and should actually be the main character!"
Ed says,"Daddy!"
Hoenheim says, "Son!"
Ed says,"I'm going to kill you!"