One day Link walked into Zelda's room and zelda was laying down in her night gown."
Link said: "Ooh kissy time, and started running torward her."
Zelda immediately got up an ran to the other side of the room."
"Link! (Sighs) Link you need to stop this kissy time thing."
"But Zelda I love you SOO much though."
"Oh I know but I dont think we shouldn't see each other anymore."
"Aww but hunnybuns I lo..."
Dont hunnybun me now leave!"
So link left heartbroken...But he did remember about Peatrice."
As he was walking on his way to Peatrice's house he thought about what Peatrice had said one day. (Darling we have to keep our relationship a" secret from my father.) As he was thinking he thought to him self (Hmm I guess I will just have to tell her father I..."
"Oh Link I miss it when you run in my room and say oh boy kissy time. I miss you SOO much!"
Well it was you who say we shouldn't see each other."
"But... Link dont make me say it!"
"Say what?"
"I love you hunnybuns."
"OMD! I can't believe you said that Zelda BUT...!"
"BUT WHAT?"
"Umm..."
"TELL ME NOW!"
"Well I am getting back with Peatrice...
(TOTAL COMPLETE SILENCE)