Crack fic

Kristoff x Hans

/author's note: I'm already preparing myself for the hate and shit of this fic, knowing that most of the people here are going to go all "omg wtf they have nothing iN COMMON ASDFGHJ INSERT DISAPPROVAL HERE" but oh well. .. worth a shot right? btw the title has nothing to do with this story,, i just thought that it suits it, you know?

setting: snowing by the way and it only had been 2 weeks since the whole eternal winter thing

"what, again?"

Kristoff narrowed his eyes at that one arrogant girl who once gave her her heart, but though feeling as if as the days went by, It unnoticingly became one sided, to the smelly reindeer lover, of course.

"Yeah, anything wrong?" Anna said, holding a worried expression and raised a brow at the positioned Kristoff who sat comfortably at his chair sled(He came by to ask Anna if she wanted to hop on for a ride and you know, have fun and all but apparently She already have plans with the queen of Arandelle)

Kristoff just gave off a disappointed look, although he'll never show /that/ face of his to Anna so he bowed his head and scratched the back of his neck, thinking about what He could be doing now that Anna will be pretty busy making kissy faces and snowmen with Elsa.

He paused for a while and clicked his tongue, but not in annoyance, it's more of a disappointed 'tch',really. "you know what, Forget it." Kristoff waved his hand without looking back at her. "You girls have fun now."

"I-I'm really /really/ sorry. I mean, We could always go tomorrow, right?"

"Nah, It's /really/ alright. I'm actually busy with, you know, making ice cubes" He mumbled those last three words hoping to see if it could convince Anna and forget about all this.

She laughed it off instead.

"really? well, I got to go, You know Elsa right? Not wanting to be alone" She turned her back and walked away, signaling Kristoff to do the same, and so he did.

As soon as Sven started moving Anna turned back and chirped "Tomorrow afternoon, alright!" waving her hand.

Kristoff chuckled and gave off a small wave, "definitely."

Welp. Now the man's disappointed and alone, thinking that He was being a fool for actually looking forward to hanging with Anna.

He was actually too disappointed to do anything. He knows that there's always tomorrow but knowing that there's nothing to do today.. .. well, He's just bored and lonely and hE really needs some company right now.

Kristoff headed back to his place, (I've never seen his place so here I'm just going to assume it's a country styled cabin in the forest with snow covering up the place.) He and Sven retreated to their small little barn beside the cabin( pointing out my stupidity here for adding a barn in a snowy forest, holla)

They went inside and and Kristoff readied a carrot He kept under that stack of hay.

"Hey Sven, I think I'm going to head to bed early toni-

CLANG!

"Did you hear that,buddy?" Sven just replied with a sarcastic 'no'.

Squinting for a while, "You stay right here. I'll be right back."

Hesitating when Kristoff saw the worried look on his buddy's face, He chuckled. "I'll be fine".

Kristoff crept inside his seemingly quiet home, huh, guess He left the door open before leaving again.

"Hello? I have a girlfriend(or so he assume) whos sister is Queen Elsa and I'm not afraid to use her" He threatened, in a way as He slowly walked to his kitchen.

The lights flicked on. Kristoff stuttered and was too scared to see what was behind him(The light switch was behind him so he He's having this million dollar guess that the person who broke in was behind him).

"I guess there's no way hiding it, huh" The man with a husky voice that was all too familiar to Kristoff.

Him.

Kristoff faced him. The guy. The enemy. The traitor. The reeason why Anna's life was in danger.

Hans.