These is really random. So if you are terrified or do not enjoy randomness then don't read this. And for those who don't like randomness, what is up with that?!?!
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to the wonderful author Darren Shan!!!
And everything is bolded because I want it bolded. I'm feeling bold today. And I didn't spend a whole lot of time on this.
Oh, and also, this is just after Slawter, so if you haven't read that book, don't read this.
Hamsters and Cages
"Grubbs, I need to tell you something. You may want to sit down for this."
Grubbs looked at his uncle and gulped. Uh-oh, this can't be good, he thought. Grubbs sat down slowly and looked up at Dervish.
"I need to tell you something very important. It's a big decision to make."
Oh crap!!!
"Are you saying that you know I hid my magic from you so you wouldn't know I might be the most power disciple in the world. And also that I'm a magician. And now you want me to join the disciples and work for the meanie, Beranabus," said Grubbs.
"Um.....no."
"Oh. Well, then what's the important news?"
"Grubbs...."
"Yes....?"
"....I want a hamster."
Wth?
"That's it?! That's the big, important news?" shouted Grubbs. "I thought it was gonna be something terrible, like me having to join the disciples! And risking my awesome life! And me almost getting killed! And something about me!"
"Everything doesn't always have to be about you, you know! Can't it ever be about me for once?! I want a hamster!!"
".....Ok. Fine. Get a hamster."
"Grubbs..."
"Yeah, Pervy Dervy?"
"Can I have a hamster?"
........
"Why are you asking me? You're the adult."
"But my parents taught me to always ask for soemthing I want."
"Then go ask her."
"She's dead."
".....Oh."
.......
"So if you were taught to always ask, does that mean you ask to kill a demon?" Grubbs asked.
FlAsHbAcK!
Dervish was standing over a very wounded demon, going for the kill.
"Hey, ugly demon. Can I kill you?"
"Sure. I'm gonna die anyway"
"Ok, thanks."
Devish makes the demon explode.
EnD oF fLaShBaCk
"Yep!"
........
"So, can I have a hamster? Pwetty pwease!!!"
"....Ok, fine."
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy!!!"
1 Day Later
"Hey, um...Dervish? Would you please tell me why there is a dead hamster in my shoe?"
"Oh, that! Yes, um...well, I though it might be a demon so I killed it."
"Oh....ok then...."
"Hey, Grubbs?"
"Yes...?"
"Can I have another hamster?"
2 Minutes Later
"Grubbs! Let me out now!" yelled Dervish from inside a cage in the cellar.
"You have to ask!"
"Can I come out now?"
"NO!"
"Grubbs?"
"What?"
"So does this mean no to having another hamster?"
*facepalm*
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