(Author's Note: Sam of Pac-stralia is a pink Pac person with short light pink hair, purple eyes, a red heart on her right cheek, a lavender Australian hat with a purple bow on it, white gloves, lavender boots and has an Australian accent.)
Sam of Pac-stralia: Like mah status if you think I'm cute!
Do you like this booty? Like mah status!
If you like mah serious face, like mah status! This mah serious face. (squee)
Like mah status if you love food. (holds a power berry)
Like mah status if you a Venomania! (laughter)
Like mah status if you love slinky. Look at that (censored) go!
Like mah status if you love tissue! (blows her nose)
Like mah status if you love Japanese (censored). (cosplays as Kagamine Rin)
If you like pumps, like mah status.
Like mah status if you don't give a (censored)!
Like mah status if you have a Tumblr! A Tumblr!
Like mah status and I won't do it! (holds a hammer)
Like mah status if you love to film yourself. I love to film my (censored) self!
Like mah status if the first time you saw this, you were like ahhhhhhh!~ oh my gosh.
Like mah status if you think I'm sexy.
[Fly Away (from Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt) plays]
Like mah status if you like mah status!
Like mah status if you like yaoi. (shows a photo of Pogoriki and Chikoriki from GoGoRiki kissing each other)
Like mah status if you like yuri. (shows a photo of Kairi and Naminé from Kingdom Hearts holding hands)
You got a phone? Like my status! (has a cellphone)
Generic Pac Person: Hello…
Sam of Pac-stralia: Hey mate, you know that jerk named Lord Betrayus?
Generic Pac Person: Ya girl I know that guy named Lord Betrayus.
Sam of Pac-stralia: Well you know what he did?
Generic Pac Person: No girl what he do?
Sam of Pac-stralia: That jerk didn't like my status!
Like my status!
Oh my gosh.