Author's Note (as of April 25th):

This is—and has been—a work in progress for me since August 2003...almost two years now. It has been a catharsis for me, giving me an outlet for my creative muse and something to do whenever I am bored. By now, it has grown to over 100 short-ish chapters on my saved file and I am still working on it. It will most likely be split into two or three different postings when I eventually post it all, and I have no idea how long it will eventually be. Keep checking back every once in a while for new updates. This has been a joy writing, and I will continue to post new chapters whenever I get around to it.

Reviews and/or feedback are very much appreciated and will always be read. Thanks!

Disclaimer: Although Stargate is one of the best TV shows on, well, TV, in my opinion, I—alas—do not own it or any part of it whatsoever. This is purely fan fiction, and though I use some of the same plotlines as the show does, I apologize profusely to MGM and promise that it'll make sense later.

And now…onto the story!