Bodies, People, and Knowledge is a crossover between the CBS TV show Criminal Minds and Fox TV show Bones.
This is a collaborated fan fiction, created by two people. Each chapter will be signed by either M or J.
The story takes place before Seeley Booth and Temperance Brennan are a couple. Let's get started. -M
Chapter 1: Remembering yesterday and whoever the heck Harry Potter, Voldemort, and Hogwarts are.
Dr. Temperance Brennan walked into the Jeffersonian Institution feeling overconfident for some reason. Her night was filled with no sleep and maybe one drink or two. She didn't have an exciting case yesterday, but that didn't stop her from getting up early. As she walked into the Jeffersonian Institution she met her boss at the door, Camille Saroyan.
"Brennan? You look. . . Tired," Camille says as she examines Brennan's posture and facial structure.
"Cam, just because I had a drink or two last night doesn't mean my logic has changed any," Brennan says, irritated. Camille looks at her perplexed, but then decides to just roll with the flow.
"That's true, Brennan. Now, let's check out that case again," Dr. Saroyan says and walks father into the lab. Dr. Brennan and Dr. Saroyan meet up with their team on the platform where the body is laid out on a table.
"Find out his name yet, Angela?" Dr. Saroyan asks Angela Montenegro, the team's forensic artist.
"Actually, yes. I did. So, I found out his name is Jase Honnel. He played many different sports, including hockey. He recently played about. . ." Angela pauses as she presses numerous buttons on the tiny electronic device in her hands. "Five days ago." She puts the information on the computer screen for the entire team to see.
"Where was the body dumped?" Brennan asks. She gets multiple perplexed looks due to her knowing this information yesterday. Maybe she had too many drinks yesterday?
"Well, Dr. Brennan, you already knew this, but FBI agent Seeley Booth found the body in Orlando, Florida, at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter," Dr. Saroyan says, annoyed.
"Harry Potter did this?" FBI agent Booth asks as he comes on to the platform.
"No, Harry would never do this!" Jack Hodgins exclaims, the team's forensic entomologist, botanist, and mineralogist
"Okay, Voldecat then?" Booth asks.
"Voldemort, and he's dead, Booth. Do you know anything about Harry Potter?" Hodgins asks Booth, disgusted.
"Not really, bugboy, but I don't care either. Got any good news?" Booth asks, glancing at each members of the team.
"We know his name, but that's about it, Seeley," Dr. Saroyan says, leaning back on the platform's railing.
"I better examine the body once more, we need cause of death..." Brennan says, quickly putting on her white gloves.
"You do that, Bones," Booth says and with a wave he walks off the platform, down the hall, and exits the Jeffersonian Institution. Hodgins, Angela, and Cam leave the platform and go elsewhere in the enormous lab.
"Where's my intern, Cam?" Brennan asks, still examining the cranium.
"Right here, Doctor!" A man calls out, running up the platform. He has his lab coat on and his name tag has the name Zack Addy on it.
"You're late, Dr, Addy. I hope this won't happen again," Brennan says as she sets the cranium down on the table and looks to Zack whose putting on some white gloves.
"Yes, Dr. Brennan. It won't happen again," Zack replies quietly. He picks up the bodies' right hand. "Dr. Brennan, did you notice the injury to the phalanges?"
"Ah, yes. I did," Brennan says. "Angela said that he plays hockey. Must've been a hockey accident?"
"The cut looks to be about a year old, Dr. Brennan," Zack explains. He shows her the phalanges again.
"Angela has more research to do then, Zack."
"Oh, Dr. Brennan, what did I miss when I was late?" Zack asks, stopping his examinations and looks at Dr. Brennan. Dr. Brennan looks at him, perplexed.
"Why does that matter, Dr. Addy?" Brennan asks, astonished. "But, if you must know, they were talking about Voldecat, Voldemort, and Harry Pickles."
"Do you mean Voldemort and Harry Potter?" Zack asks, mouth gaped open.
"You know them?" Dr. Brennan asks.
"No, but once I dreamed of going to Hogwarts when I was eleven! That's when you get your letter!" Dr. Addy beams.
"Letter? For what?" Dr. Brennan asks, annoyed that they were talking about this instead of the case.
"Oh, you wouldn't understand, Brennan. The feels are real though," Dr. Addy explains as he excused himself and walks off the platform.
"The feels? What?" Dr. Brennan says aloud, confused.
