I don't own Jareth, Sarah, or any part of Labyrinth. Though I wouldn't mind getting a bit of Jareth…


"Did you hear?"

"HEAR WHAT?"

"Shut up!"

"… Hear what, Skib?"

"The King has a plan…"

"What kind of plan?"

"A good one. A really, REALLY good one."

"Who is apart of the plan?"

"Who do you think, idiot?"

"Oh! Sarah. Right. Well… what's the plan?"

"Dearest Skib, if you say one more word I shall have to throw you straight into the Bog of Eternal Stench."