A/N: Soo this is just going to be a bunch of random conversations between Alex and Piper. This one is them texting. So enjoy and lemme know what you think!

Pipes: Baaabbbeee

Alex: What now

Pipes: Alex! Don't sound so annoyed

Alex: I can't help it. You're really needy when you're sick

Pipes: Rude

Alex: Honest

Pipes: Just come over and cuddle

….

Pipes: Pleeaaassseee

Alex: I can't I'm busy

Pipes: Too busy for me? :(

Alex: Isn't that what I just said?

Pipes: :(

Alex: Babe I'm kidding. I'll be over in an hour

Pipes: Nope. You missed your chance. Too bad to because I'm naked…

Alex: Yeah right

Pipes: ;)

Alex: Are you being serious?

Pipes: Wouldn't you like to know

Alex: You're such a liar. Why would you be naked?

Pipes: For my girlfriend duhhh

Alex: You're such a fucking tease

Pipes: Too bad you love it ;)

Alex: That's it. I'm on my way. I don't care if you're naked now but you better be by the time I get there or I'm gonna be pissed

Pipes: Yes ma'am

A/N: Well this one was short. I'll try to update pretty quickly. The next chapter should be up later today. And just a heads up, these chapters are just random little one shots so the chapters aren't necessarily related. Okay byyeeee