For Better or For Worse
HidanXSakura pairing
Chapter Rating: M for Hidan's very colourful mouth.
Me: Okay. My first-ever fanfic. Right Hidan-kun?
Hidan: Uh, I don't fucking know what you're talking about, Chiaki.
Me: Oh sure you do you little hot kitten… (cuddles Hidan)
Hidan: Oh fuck.
Me: Oh yeaaah! (glomps Hidan)
Hidan: Fucking Jashin… Help me… please…
Me: Dedicated to my bezties Haruka-chan, Namine-chan and Sakura-chan. (BTW, my beztie Sakura-chan isn't related to Sakura Haruno in anyway. It's just her nickname!)
Oh and disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or its characters in any way. They belong to that genius that is Masashi Kishimoto-sama. Cause if I did, Hidan here would have to spend the rest of his eternal life with none other than me. Enjoy!!
Chapter 1
Sakura Haruno=age 10
Hidan=age 13
Little Sakura Haruno wandered around the forest clutching her pink teddy bear that matched the color of her hair. She skipped around some bushes and over some logs until she heard grunts coming from not far away.
She continued to walk around until she saw a pool of blood underneath her feet. She followed the trail of blood until she found a disturbing scene.
She saw a boy around 3 years older than her, with his white, slicked hair covered in blood and magenta eyes glowing into what looked like crimson. He was stabbing himself continually with a kunai and seemed to be enjoying every minute of it. Beneath him, a scarlet circle with an upside-down triangle inside it was glowing contentedly, like it was feeding on the boy's blood.
Sakura, with her natural medic instincts kicking in, rushed over to the boy, dropping her teddy bear and took hold of his kunai.
"Hey, what the fuck?! I was nearly finished with my fucking ritual, you bitch!" the boy exclaimed.
"Stop that! You're hurting yourself." she retaliated.
"What do you care? I don't even know you, you fucking asshole!" he screamed at her face.
"Mommy said that when blood comes out from someone's body, it means he's hurting a lot," she said, unfazed by his cursing and screaming.
"Well, tell your Jashin-damned mom that she's been proven wrong." he smugly replied.
She poked at his wounds with amazement as more blood continued to ooze out of them.
"Don't they hurt at all?" she asked with a look of slight worry on her face.
"Nah, I've been doing this for 2 years! Once you get used to it's, it's nothing." He bragged as he put his arms across his chest.
"Wow…" Sakura said. She continued to examine his body until her stomach grumbled with hunger.
"Hahahahahaha!" the boy continued to laugh while Sakura's face turned beet red with embarrassment.
"Go buy me food. You heard my stomach. I'm hungry!" Sakura commanded as she glared at the white-haired boy.
He stood up and walked over to the girl until the tip of their noses met, angry fuchsia eyes staring at her arrogant emerald ones.
"You don't have any right to boss me around, little bitch." He growled, every word dripping with irritation.
"Go. Get. Me. Food. NOW!!!" Sakura screamed at his face.
The boy put his hands over his ears, still stunned after the loud noise that passed through his ears. "Okay, okay," he said. "Now be a good little fucking girl and come with me. Try anything funny and I swear to Jashin-sama that I'll sacrifice your little bitchy ass. Understood?"
She nodded as she picked up her teddy bear and followed the boy in front of her. They jumped from branch to branch until they reached a small dango shop. She ordered 3 servings of dango and the boy just asked for water. The shop owner looked at them with curiosity as the boy rinsed himself with the water.
"Kyah! The best dango I've ever tasted!" Sakura said after eating as she petted her stomach which was now full.
"Okay. So you just wasted my Jashin-damned hard-earned money. Happy now, little bitch?" he asked as he grudgingly paid for the food.
"Yup."
"Since you're full now, I bet you can go home now, pinky." The boy stated.
"Nope."
"What the fuck? What do you mean 'nope'? Don't you have to go home because your fucking parents would be looking for your ass soon?" he interrogated.
"I haven't got any home now." She simply replied.
"You… you don't?!" he said, clearly surprised.
"Yup. I killed my parents and my onii-san this morning." She explained like it was no big deal.
"Wait. Are you still human, little bitch? How could a pathetic girl like you possibly kill her own family? You're not even a ninja yet, for Jashin-sama's sake!" he exclaimed.
"Well, I didn't really want to kill them, but since someone told me to, I did it. After I killed them, I just grabbed Mr. Pinky and left. And then I met you, onii-san!"
"Who told you to kill?" he asked with great curiosity.
"I think his name was Ja-something…" she tried to recall.
"Jashin?" he suggested.
"Yeah! Jashin-sama told me that I was chosen by him to be one of his followers! Or at least, that's what I remember…" she said vaguely.
"What's your name, bitch?" he asked, his mouth agape.
"I'm Sakura Haruno, 10 years old, but you can me Saku, or Bitch like you called me earlier!" she answered gleefully.
"Sakura, do you know what 'bitch' means?" he asked with amusement.
"Nope! I don't also know what 'fuck', 'Jashin-damned', and 'asshole' meant. Oh, and you haven't told me your name yet, nii-san!" She asked curiously.
The boy had to try hard to prevent himself from laughing out loud. "My name's Hidan. I'm 13. And those words are supposed to be insults. And I'm not your fucking nii-san!" he answered.
"Oh. Okay, Hidan-kun! By the way, what were you doing when I first saw you? You said it didn't hurt at all. Why so?" she questioned.
"I was performing a ritual for Jashin-sama. That way, he would continue to bless me with immortality," he explained.
"So when I killed mommy, daddy and onii-san, did that count as a ritual too?" Sakura inquired.
"You know what, bitch? You ask too many questions. Why don't you shut up for a while, for Jashin's sake? Stick with me and you'll know all about Jashinism!" Hidan retorted, a hint of irritation in his voice.
"Hm. Good enough for me, I guess!" Sakura replied happily.
"It's getting dark. We have to make a tent, but I don't have one. Oh Jashin, what will I do?!" Hidan panicked.
"Don't worry! Mr. Pinky here can turn into a tent! In fact, he can turn into anything I want!" Sakura responded smugly. "Mr. Pinky, please turn into a tent!"
"Oh please. Like that stupid bear can turn into a fucking tent!" Hidan retorted, but found himself talking to no one, for Sakura has already gotten inside the tent.
"Hidan-kun! You going inside or not?" she called.
"Coming!" Hidan answered. When he crawled inside, he saw that it was only for one person. He saw Sakura at the right side, grinning at him while patting the narrow space beside her.
"Welcome to my tent!" she cheerfully greeted him.
'Fucking Jashin-sama, what have I gotten myself into?!' Hidan thought as he tentatively scrambled over to the space beside Sakura.
Me: There! I'm done for the first chapter! I'm sorry it's kinda short and I apologize for the bad grammar! Tell me what you think about it, Hidan-kun!
Hidan: Thank Jashin it's finally over! It's like I'm more comfortable with Sakura rather than Chiaki-baka over here!
Me: I HEARD THAT HIDAN!!
Hidan: -runs far far away-
Me: Don't forget to rate and review people! No reviews, no next chapter! Now I'm off to chase Hidan-kun! Bye people!
~BlacKBlossoM16