Dad, I identify as a nightfury

by Wilde rider

hiccup tells the world how he feels inside, will the people of berk accept him?, are you they small minded bigots through to the core.

I sexually identify as a nightfury.

ever I since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring of the viking villages, shooting, hot, sticky loads of plasma, on disgusting humans.

people say to me that a person being a nightfury is evil, and I'm an abomination.

but I don't care.

I'm beautiful.

I'm having the village healer install, wings, a tail, and moveable face flaps, on my body.

from now on I want you guys to call me the unholy offspring of lightning and death, and respect my right to kill from above, and kill needlessly

if you can't accept me then your a dracophobe, and need to check you mammal privilege.

thank you for being so understanding.