InuyashaLover- This is a fanfiction based on an RP that I did with my friend Jenny one day. She is a HUGE Joey fan girl like me. Alright, Joey!!
Joey- InuyashaLover does not own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of its characters.
InuyashaLover- And your lucky that I dont own you =D
Joey- Uh.... OO
InuyashaLover- Agh. You know I'm just joking. I would never do anything to hurt you.
Joey- :: keeps a safe distance away from InuyashaLover :: oO
InuyashaLover- :: sigh :: Dont worry. Sheesh. Anyway, on with the fan fiction!
Setting: A subway by my house
Me: Yeah, lemme have some lettuce...yeah extra..some salt and pepper, vinigar and oil. Yeah, thats it.
Subway Guy: That'll be $5.48
Me: :: gives him the money :: Thanks.
Lady : So's you know's he tells me who's do you's wanna see's and I say's to him. You wanna know what I say's to him--
Me: ::gasp:: Joey!!!
Lady : :: looks at me :: Umm, excuse me??
Jenny: :: comes out of no where:: Yeah's lady. You's talkin about Joey
Lady: Who's in da world is Joey??
Jenny: :: dissapears and appears again with a whole bunch of Joey pics :: Dis is Joey :: shows the lady the Joey pics ::
Lady : Oh..he's cute.
Jenny: Ey! Back off, will ya?! He's 17
Lady: And you are--
Me: No lady..he's not cute...hes fine...no hes FOINE...NO!! Hes HOT!!
Lady: Whadaya, her sista?
Me: Naw.
Lady: Ok, den.
Joey: :: comes outa no where :: 'Scuse me, uhh...where's da Dunkin Dohnuts around hea?
Jenny: OO
Me: OO
Lady: TT...Oh I mean OO
Me: JOEY!!!!! :: tackles him to the ground ::
Joey: oO
Me: O.O Whoops, uh, sorry :: helps him up :: I got a little ova exited thea.
Jenny: o.O?
Joey: Uhh..
Jenny :: stays quiet staring ::
Lady: ...How can a cartoon come to life??
Joey: SAY WHAT?!?! I AINT NO CARTOON!
Me: Hey, lady. This guy aint no cartoon. He's here in person, aint he???
Jenny: Forget it guys...shes an oooolllldddd lady.
Lady: :: hears Jenny :: I BEG YER PARDON???!
Jenny: :: drops the subject :: SoOoOo... what about that airplane food, eh guys?
Joey: :: starts laughing like crazy ::
Jenny: Thank you I'll be here 'till.....wheneva....
Me: No really...whats up with dat air plane food. I mean, what they serve you looks like shit on a bun or something.
Joey: Uhh...
Jenny: I like airplane food.
Me: Agh, s'alright. Ive only eaten it like once though.
Joey : So... :: looks at me :: you like me... :: looks at Jenny:: and you like me... and Mai likes me....Heh, I'm a really like-able guy.
Me: :: coughing :: And attractive.
Joey: Huh?
Me: Oh..uh, nothing. Just had a fly in my throat...
Joey: Rightttt...... LAST ONE THE DA DOHNUT STORE IS AN ARTICHOKE HEAD!!
Jenny: :: runs ::
Me: :: runs ::
Joey: NO FAIR!! :: starts running also ::
Lady: Whateva.... :: keeps talking to subway guy :: So any who's, I say's to him....
Joey: Hold it guys!!
Jenny: Oh, I know dat trick, Joey. We stop den you go. Aint gonna work dis time, pal! :: trips over Kaiba :: Ooof!...Oh, dis is great.... :: rolls eyes :: Wat'ja trip me for?!
Joey: :: running past Jenny :: Ha ha ha ha!!! :: reaches the dohnut store :: Ha ha!!
Me : :: turns back :: STUPID SNOTY RICH BOY!!!...Ive always wanted to say that!
Jenny: :: brushes self off :: YOU SNOTY PUNK! WHY DID YA TRIP ME?!
Kaiba: Cuz I felt like it!!
Jenny: ::puches Kaiba in the stomach :: (( sorry Kaiba fan girls ))
Kaiba: :: falls down :: xX Ouch...
Me: :: looks at kaiba...points and laughs :: Ha ha!!
Jenny: ALRIGHT! SECOND PLACE!!
Me: Huh?? AWW MAN, NO FAIR!! Look what you made me do, Kaiba!
Kaiba: :: out of breath :: Oh, shut up!
Me: :: gets to the Dohnut Store :: Hey Dohnut Guy!
Dohnut Guy: :: pops up :: Yeah
Jenny: Give us three giant dohnuts
Dohnut Guy: Were sold out.
Joey, Jenny and Me: SAY WHAAAAT?!
Douhnut Guy: Sor-- :: looks at what were calling him :: Hey! My name is Bob!
Me: Yeah, whatever, Bub.
Bub: ITS BOB YOU DIMWHIT!!
Me: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?? :: looks at Joey :: Did he just call me :: looks at Jenny :: a dimwhit??!
Jenny and Joey: Looks like it.
Me: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME BEN??
Ben: No-Nothing.
Me: :: mummbles :: stupid moron...
Joey: :: sniffs the air and gets a stupid look on his face :: ARE THOSE FRECH FRIES I SMELL??
Bakura : :: comes out of no where :: Sorry the dohnuts are gone.
Me: Oh shut up :: makes Bakura dissapear :: .... :: looks around :: JOEY!! GET YOUR LITTLE BUTT BACK HERE!!!
Jenny : Uh..Joey's right hea... :: points to Joey who is standing behind her ::
Me: Oh...sorry about that... I must be halucinatin :: throws herself on the floor ::
Jenny: :: walks :: No ya aint :: trips over me :: Aaaack!
Me: Ouch! :: rubs her head :: Joey! Why'd you trip on me?!
Joey : :: is still standing in the same spot :: I didnt. Tha was Jenny.
Me : Oh, God! :: throws herself back ::
Jenny : :: looks around :: Hey where'd Joey go?
Joey: ....BOO!
Jenny and Me: AGH!!!
Jenny: Yeah, I could play jokes too ya know!
Joey: Oh yeah? Prove it!
Jenny: I dun dink you wanna go dere.
Joey : Go where? :: turns around ::
Jenny: :: snatches his dohnut ::
Joey : :: turns back around and notices his dohnut is missing :: Hey, where'd my dohnut go?
Jenny: Uhh...you ate it already!
Joey : I did?...
Jenny: Uh, yeah, you did.
Joey: Oh, ok! :: smiles ::
Me: :: on the floor halucinating :: Penguins steal my....underwear....at night...
Joey and Jenny : :: stares at her like if she was insane ::
Me: Flying...monkeys....I SEE THEM!!!!AGH!!!! NO GET AWAY FROM ME YOU EVIL MONKEY!!!!
Joey: Uh...
Me: AGH!!! TRISTAN NOO!!! YOU'VE TURNED INTO A MONKEY AGAIN!!! WHY?!?!?WHEN DOES THIS INSANITY END?!!!!.... :: grabs the lamp :: IVE GOT YOU NOW YOU EVIL MONKEY!! FACE MY WRATH!!!
Joey : :: walks up to me and bonks me on the head ::
Me: :: snaps out of it and looks at Joey :: WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?!
Joey: CAUSE YOU WERE GOIN NUTS!!!!
Me: I was?....
Joey and Jenny: --() Yes
Me: Oh...ok. THANK YOU!!
FIN
InuyashaLover- The end!!
Joey- Yeah, the end.
InuyashaLover- So, did you like it, Joey?
Joey- Yeah, it was funny.
InuyashaLover- Great! :: hugs him ::
Joey- O.O Please get off me.
InuyashaLover- Oh..sorry :: dust Joey off :: Heh heh.