Disclaimer: I obviously do not own anything affiliated with George Lucas whatsoever. I mean, I could, but I don't.
Note: This is my first Star Wars fan fiction EVER. I've written Harry Potter fan fictions, but yeah, this is my first Star Wars one. In any case, the song Anakin's singing is a parody of Jill Sobule's "I'm Gonna Be A Supermodel". I do not own the rights to that either .
PS: This is based on a comic, that I drew XD. I'll put the link up in my profile or something when I'm finished with it.
I'm Going to be a Jedi Master
Anakin: sitting in bubble bath playing with an abnormally hued electric pink rubber duck If there's anyone I really envy, Beatrice, it has to be Yoda. I mean he has the looks…the bucks…the babes.
Beatrice: squeaks
Anakin: looks at Beatrice knowingly One day I'm going to be just like Yoda. I'm going to be a Jedi master! breaks into song I don't care what the council says, I'm gonna be a Jedi master. Everyone is gonna talk like me, wait and see when I'm a Jedi master. And my hair will shine like the sea! And everyone will envy my golden locks of beauty. Cause I'm young and I'm hip and so beautiful…I'm gonna be a Jedi master…I'm young and I'm hip - so beautiful…I'm gonna be a Jedi master…I wish that I was like Yoda…With a voice like his and a light saber like his…And I would show them how, how it was done…That'd be fun, that'd be fun…And I'd kick everyone's ass, because I'd be a Jedi master, a Jedi master…And then toss my golden locks, they're the coolest thing that you've ever seen. Cause I'm young and I'm hip - so beautiful I'm gonna be a Jedi master. I'm young and I'm hip - so beautiful. I'm gonna be a Jedi Master. So beautiful, beautiful. I'm gonna be a Jedi master. I'm young and I'm hip - so beautiful, beautiful. I'm gonna be a Jedi master. I'm young and I'm hip - so beautiful, beautiful.I'm gonna be a Jedi master. I'm young and I'm hip - so beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. I'm gonna be a Jedi master
Cause I'm young and I'm hip - so beautiful, beautiful. I'm gonna be a Jedi master. I'm gonna be a Jedi master. stops
Beatrice: squeaks
Obi-Wan: walks past bathroom and pauses What's going on in there Anakin?
Anakin: Be- Nothing…