Super Mario Bros. 300
Chapter 1: Bowser
Mario and Luigi are adventuring. Why? Guess. Bowser asked them to come to the castle.
"Mario, did you turn off the TV before we left?" Luigi asked.
"Of course I…crap!" Mario yelled.
"Oh god, Mario, our bills will be, like, four fucking million dollars!" Luigi yelled.
"Shut up!" Mario kicked Luigi in the nuts.
"Jesus, Mario! You suck!" Luigi yelled. They walked on. "Hey, Mario, ain't Bowser gay?"
"Don't fucking know," Mario said.
They saw a Goomba. It touched Luigi and he shrunk.
"Hey! He fucking shrunk me!" Luigi yelled in a very high-pitched voice.
"Ha ha ha!" Mario laughed.
"Okay, I'm gonna kick you in the nuts when I'm normal again!" yelled Luigi.
"Shit, I want a pizza," said Mario, going off-track for a moment.
"Hey, a Mushroom! Brace yourself Mario!" Luigi said. Mario grabbed the mushroom before Luigi and went Super Mario.
"Oh, I fucking hate you!" Luigi yelled. Mario squashed him. He lost one of his 3 lives. Mario lost his Super Mushroom. Luigi kicked him in the nuts.
"Jesus, Luigi!" Mario yelled, "that fucking hurt!"
Mario punched Luigi in the nuts. Punching hurts much more than kicking. Luigi started peeing, peeing BLOOD! He peed on Mario.
"Hey, bitch!" Mario yelled.
"Shut the fuck up! I'm getting revenge on you!" Luigi yelled, "you can't fucking talk back during revenge!"
Mario ran away. When they stopped their feud, they forgot where Bowser's Place was.
"Where is Bowser's Place, Mario?" Luigi asked.
"Hey, isn't it that scary castle up there with Bowser's big fucked-up face on it?" Mario asked.
"Yeah, I guess," Luigi said. They walked up to Bowser's steps. They walked up 2 of the 4 steps.
"Fuck, I am so tired!" Luigi said.
"Yeah, I know! We took 2 whole steps up steps and 10 other steps from home! That's fucking tiring!" Mario said.
"Well, we are halfway up," Luigi said.
They walked up the other 2 steps. Luigi almost fainted from so much exhaustion.
"Fuck, I almost fucking died!" Luigi said.
They got to the castle.
"Well, well, well. If it isn't Mario and Zuigi!" Bowser said.
"Luigi you leader of gay people!" Luigi yelled.
"To live you must go through BOWSER'S GAME SHOW!"
TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 2…