(We start the documentary with Sid Crosby stalking through tall wheatgrass.)
"Here, we see the elusive Crosby. Quiet, determined, yet peaceful."
The Crosby moves further out of the grass, until he suddenly stops, and we know why.
"If you just so happens to be suppertime, and what no better way than free-range. That free-ranging meal, being an unsespecting Ovechkin, a Crosby's favorite meal."
We pan to the Crosby moving just out of the grass enough that his face is seen.
"And with every meal, there must be someone to make it. With making that, takes hard work."
The suspenseful music turns into a pursuit chase music. The Crosby slo-mo leaps out of the grass, and once the Ovi is in view of the camera, with the Crosby in slo-mo again, just missing the Ovi's leg by a foot. Return to normal speed.
"It takes speed, determination, and skill, until..."
In slo-mo again, the Crosby just trips up the Ovi by leaping for the butt. The Ovi tries to escape, but is just held to pained screams, as the Crosby digs his canines deep into the Cap's neck.
"Hard work pays off."
The Ovi's corpse is dragged off by the Crosby, back into the tall grass, to be soon feasted upon.
"And with the hardest work, comes the most meaningful rewards."