"Give it up James, Lily ain't never gonna date you" said Pad foot.
"Oh. Come on Pad foot don't be so negative. No girl can resist the J Man." said James whilst looking around the common room.
"Well obviously Lily can" answered moony who had just sat down next to James on the floor.
"Nonsense. Girls are powerless to J Man's charms?"
"Please stop talking about your self in third person it's starting to creep me out." said Pad foot obviously disturbed.
"What? The J Man is great, the J Man is cool, the J Man is all powerful."
"Oh God!" exclaimed Moony. "Now look what you've done, he's not going to stop until we sign a petition saying the J Man is God's gift to women."
"Hey! Remember last time when he did a rap in front of everyone in the great hall about how cool the J Man is?" laughed Pad foot.
"STOP IT! I have to take this sort of treatment." Huffed James.
"Oh come on Prongs we were just joking". said Pad foot barely able to stop himself from laughing.
"I don't care I'm going out, to get away from you guys." Yelled James.
And with that he stormed out of the common room.
James wasn't sure were he was going but he was sure that it was going to take a long time to get there. Two seconds later James was in the library looking for his favourite book of all time "cutesy pie the pigmy puff and his not so exciting adventures". James however did not find "cutesy pie the pigmy puff and his not so exciting adventures" instead he found a strange pocket sized book called "How to get a girl in ten days".
"Hmmm, this could be useful" thought James and pocketed the pocket size book.