Hello there! The idea for this story decided to bounce around my head for a really long time. While we were learning about fractals in math, I was thinking about… Well, you'll see!

A million thank yous to my beta for this story, Harrytwifan! YOU ROCK! XD

Alright then, dearies! Here we gooooooo!

Head. Oral. Hummer. Fellatio. Blowjob.

What is it that I do? Well, look at the above list. For ten bucks, horny guys can come to the third floor bathroom, last stall, and receive one from yours truly. I operate between classes, at lunch and for ten minutes after school. Like I said before, they're only ten dollars. I see A LOT of business. On a really busy day, sometimes my jaw gets sore, but I gladly take it in exchange for the over one hundred dollars I made that day. So, yeah. I had a pretty good thing going there.

Until Edward fucking Masen came. I wasn't the same afterwards.

/…/

It was a Wednesday. Hump day. Not a very active business day, but whatever. I wolfed down my ham and cheese sandwich before propping the stall door open. That way, people knew I was ready to literally blow their mind. Or dick. But I like to think that I blew their mind too.

One of my regulars, James, came strutting in. He used to try to haggle the price because he's quite the cheapskate, but after some not so gentle reminders, he gladly agreed to pay the ten bucks. James is a quasi-popular guy with a pretty attractive cheerleader girlfriend named Victoria. It may just be me, but I don't think he'd like the entire school to know that he got sucked off by another dude on a regular basis. No one likes a homo. Which explains why I'm not so popular myself, but that's another story. Anyway, my policy was that you pay me or I tell the school. Simple. And very effective, if I might add. People didn't have to treat me differently outside of the bathroom and I would keep my mouth shut. Well, after the deed, of course. But, I digress.

"You ready for me, Jazzy boy?"

I rolled my eyes. He was five inches on a good day and my best comparison to his dick was a carrot. Not impressive. I sighed and, in a rather scripted manner, replied, "Absolutely, big man. I want my Hamilton first, though."

He smirked.

"As per usual?"

I nodded.

James chuckled and pulled his wallet out of his back pocket. He fished in and produced the bill between his index and middle fingers. I reached out to take it, but he played keep away. I crossed my arms and gave him a pointed look. He just smirked.

"Gimme a preview first, hot shot. Then you get your money."

I groaned but dropped to my knees and started unbuckling his belt. I knew it was useless to argue, so I palmed his carrot through his briefs. His head lolled back and hit the now closed stall door, signaling that I was with a customer.

"Oh yes… Oh yessssssss… Now give 'im a kiss, Jazzy boy."

I reached into the little hole in his briefs and hello penis. I leaned forward and gave it a quick lick, picking up a bit of the precum. James' hand fisted the hair on the back of my head and yanked it back.

"Here ya go, darlin'." He thought it was a real hoot and holler to mock my Southern accent. It was incredibly annoying, but I wanted my money, so I bit my tongue. He slipped the bill down my shirt like I was some cheap stripper or something. I don't think I can stress how annoying James was. I grumbled that he was pulling too hard before taking him in my mouth. I swirled my tongue around the head and sucked lightly. James grunted in approval. My right hand gripped the base of his shaft and twisted as my head bobbed in and out. It got the job done quickly and efficiently. James muttered something about frosting as he came hard in my mouth. With nothing better to do, I let the sickly white goop slide down my throat. Bleh. I didn't really enjoy the swallowing bit, but sometimes I got tipped if I did. Occasionally, I got a guy who tipped for dirty talk or a kiss afterwards. I did whatever it took to earn a few extra bucks.

"Thanks, Jazzy boy. That oughta hold me til Friday."

"Awesome."

He pat my head like a dog and deftly unlocked the door, striding out like he was something else. I spat out some of the residual cum and wiped off my mouth. Nasty. The bathroom door opened again and I went back to my post. I peeked out of the stall to see if it was one of my regulars or just someone who had to take a leak.

Nope. Not a regular. But fuck me if I didn't want him to be a regular.

His hair was a warm, radiant auburn that reflected the fluorescents in a way I had never seen before. It looked like it would be softer than chinchilla fur. I would know. I had two of the annoying yet oh so lovable creatures at home.

His eyes were literally sparkling, like two brilliant emeralds on a sunny day. His skin was mouthwateringly creamy and pale, almost translucent. The veins gave him a bluish tint, which sounds not very good, but on him, it was absolutely beautiful. I wanted nothing more than to run and bury my nose in his long and slender neck and wrap my arms around his lean body.

This guy practically screamed sex. His hair certainly had a 'just fucked' look. I would've totally given him a hummer for free. No lie. Fuck, I'd pay him to let me give him one.

A sly smile spread across his plump, red lips.

"Ah. You must be Jasper."

I was slightly taken aback. How did this magnificent creature know my name? I surely would've seen THAT walking down the hall, so he must've been new. I nodded furiously, confirming his statement while also trying to shake away the blush that made its home in my cheeks.

"Um, yes. I, uh, don't know who you…"

"Edward. Edward Masen. I just moved here from Chicago." He stuck out his hand. "Nice to meet you."

Nearly on tip toes, I walked over to shake his outstretched hand. I mumbled, "Howdy do." I almost face palmed. When I got upset or embarrassed, my accent got thicker and I said stereotypical Texas shit like 'howdy do' or 'faster than a jackrabbit in August.' Edward chuckled, but didn't let go of my hand.

"Um, so how do you know my name already?"

Edward released my hand, the sly smile still playing on his lips.

"I'm sure all the guys know who you are, Jasper, or should I say Jasper! King of All Things Fellatio!"

I just about choked on my spit, but I was able to stammer out, "S-so you heard about that? Already? When did you get here?"

"At the beginning of the week. What can I say? Juicy information travels fast around a school this small." He shrugged nonchalantly.

My face flared up again and I shifted my weight to my right foot.

"So, uh, Edward…" I couldn't look him in the eye. "Did you want… uh… ya know… Did you want me to-?"

"To blow me? Hmmm… Something like that."

His gaze turned wicked and he pushed me into my stall and locked the door. I was about to get on my knees when he shook his head no.

"See, I don't have any money with me right now, but I really want those sweet lips of yours wrapped around my cock. So, I have a proposition for you. Let me give you the best blowjob you've ever received in return for one from you. Does that sound good?"

I guess I nodded, because the next thing I knew, my pants were around my ankles and Edward was on his knees in front of my erect penis. I yelped as he wrapped his long fingers around me and started pumping.

"My my, Jasper… You sure are packing heat here."

I grunted a thanks and he winked up at me. Then, his hot mouth encased my throbbing dick. It took all I had not to come right there and then. His head bobbed in and out as his hand twisted and stroked. Seeming to have minds of their own, my fingers knotted themselves into Edward's autumn colored hair. I was right- It was waaaay softer than Robert and Pattinson's fur. Seeing how they're chinchillas, that's saying a lot. Edward's one hand gripped the back of my right thigh and he removed his other hand from my dick so he could take me deeper down his throat. That hand slithered up my abdominals and pinched my left nipple through my shirt. His eyes opened and he looked up at me. He extracted me from his mouth and licked along my length before speaking.

"Jasper. I want you to come in my mouth."

He pumped a few times with his mouth only covering the head. He hummed slightly and it was all over. My head fell back as I moaned breathlessly, emptying everything into Edward's eager mouth. His eyelids slid shut and he hummed in satisfaction. I almost came again, because, fuck me, if THAT wasn't the hottest fucking thing I had ever seen.

When my legs felt like gelatin and wouldn't support me any longer, Edward released my softening cock from his absolutely blissful mouth. He winked at me before standing, bringing my pants and boxers up with him. I buttoned and belted my jeans, trying to regain composure.

"How was that, King of Fellatio?"

I blushed and mumbled, "Please don't call me that."

"Why not? You're a legend at the small price of ten dollars!"

I muttered something incoherent, even to my ears. Edward just grinned at me. I huffed a bit and started to say, "So, now it's your tu-"

The bell rang, signaling the end of lunch.

"I'll take a rain check on that, Jazz. See you later!"

He ran out of the stall, so I yelled, "I'll be here after school too!"

He turned back and said, "I have track. Another time!"

With that he left.

What the fuck just happened?

Soooooooo? What did you dearies think? Did you like it? Was it too much? Please leave your thoughts in your reviews! I absolutely love reading them, especially the ones giving me constructive criticism as to how to improve the story.

Once again, thank you soooo much harrytwifan! Hopefully the people will like this first chapter!

Darkkite23 =^..^= (Also known as Rika)