I have no idea why I wrote this, so yea. It's just drabble and stuff, but it sure was fun to write. So read and review! Oh yeah, I don't own FMA so don't rub it in!

Izumi went over to where Roy was standing, waiting for Ed to finish his paper work. She nodded, "Mustang."

Roy nodded coolly back, "Hello, Curtis."

Ed raised his eyebrow, wondering why they were always this way with each other. He decided not to press the matter; they didn't like to talk about it.

"How are you and, was Melissa her name?" Izumi asked. "Does she work for the military?"

"I don't want to fight." Roy said.

"I'm not fighting, I'm talking." Izumi stated. "She seems nice."

"Ha!" Roy snapped.

""Uh-Oh, she's not nice?" Izumi said, chuckling under her breath.

"I know what you meant." Roy said, accusingly.

"Okay, I'm making extremely civilized conversation, and you're biting my head off." Izumi declared. "Jesus."

Roy sighed, "Yes, she is very nice. No, she does not work for the military, she's a..." Roy hesitated, "She's, she's a therapist."

"Oh." Izumi said, nodding. "Yours?"

"Christ, you just couldn't resist, could you?" Roy snapped.

"I'm not saying you need therapy." Izumi corrected herself.

"Wait, I need therapy! I need a therapist!" Roy said, raising his voice.

"I didn't say that." Izumi shot back.

"What could I possibly need a therapist for?" Roy demanded.

"I-I don't know."

"You're the doctor, tell me!"

"Umm... In-ability to fi-nish things, rushing into things you can't quite com-mit to."

"Commitment!"

"You asked me."

"No."

"You asked me!"

"That is bullshit!" Roy spat, "You have no idea what commitment means!"

"Oh I don't, I'm not with a new girl every other day! I'm the one who's married!" Izumi yelled.

"Yea, well I have a very demanding job!" Roy said, defensively.

"You're just afraid to love!" Izumi snapped.

"Oh, you condescending...!" Roy yelled.

"Pessimistic!" (Izumi)

"Cynical!" (Roy)

"Egotistical!" (Izumi)

"Ostentatious!" (Roy)

"Manipulative!" (Izumi)

"Arrogant!" (Roy)

"Pompous!" (Izumi)

"Well at least I'm not repressed!" Roy yelled.

"Repressed!" Izumi screamed.

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On the other side of the room, Furey, Havoc, and Edward were standing against the wall trying to concentrate on their paperwork.

"I think they're getting better at this." Furey stated.

Ed and Havoc chuckled while Izumi and Roy were still arguing in the background.

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Back on the other side of the room Izumi and Roy were still going at it, although they had calmed down slightly.

"I'm sorry Roy, you're going to have to move back to the east because you've slept with everyone in Central!" Izumi yelled.

"Are you finished?" Roy said, calmly. "Can I say something?"

Izumi nodded.

"I'm sorry." Roy said, apologetically. "I'm so sorry."

Izumi looked down, "Thank you, and..." She paused. "I'm sorry too."

"We really have to stop doing this." Roy said, chuckling slightly.

Izumi smiled, "Yeah."

They both smiled and Ed came over.

"Okay Izumi-Sensei, lets go." Ed said, handing Roy a folder. "See ya, Mustang."

Izumi and Edward smiled and waved as they walked away.

"Ya know, you two fight like an old married couple." Ed said as they walked out of East HQ. Izumi shot an evil glare at Ed.

"Eek!" Ed squeaked as Izumi threw Ed out the door. Roy stood in the hallway chuckling.

Okay, I have no idea what that was. I was high on no sleep and coffee cake and I got the idea from a movie and decided to run with it. So have fun. And, as always, please review!