AUTHOR'S NOTE:: This is kinda like the "M-E-T-H-O-D Man" song by Method Man of de Wu Tnag Clan. Kinda-- not only is it a parody, I don't know all the lyrics, so I'm just writin' them. 'Kay? Oh, and the part about my cousin thinking Rachel looks like an angel is true. I asked him what his favorite Animorph was, and he said Rachel " 'Cuz she's cute." Haha, clueless she's JUST A STUPID BOOK CHARCTER, HUH? Naaaw, he might be stupid, but hey, Rachel has a higher I.Q. than him, and Rachel's not real! *Cracks up along with her best friend, Amanda* Well, actually, my cousin is my age, sooo... he's pretty dumb for an eleven-year-old... wait, I'm twelve... oh, yeah, my birthday's in June and his is in Septemeber. *sweatdrops* *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* 1-800-ANIMORPH 1-800-ANIMORPH 1-800-ANIMORPH 1-800-ANIMORPH
Hello, this is Minako here Just here to freestyle Hope you don't mind if I stay connected for awhile For da Animorphs, what's next It's on some text So yo, before ya run run run Let's have some fun fun fun Writin' bout them teenagers Tryin' to save the world Sounds like the Powerpuff Girls
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Yo, call 1-800-ANIMORPH To get hooked up with the blue box Chango into a fox And listen yo, tell Rachel My cousin thinks she looks like an angel So yooooo Think of callin' 1-800-ANIMORPH Not to get all your free calls under a buck But to be an Animorph You betsa caaaaaall...
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(Word up, yo Aniiimorphs forevaa, yo Haha.....haha.....)
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So yo, see David at the hotel Motel Holiday Inn (Saayy whaat?)
I said if that Animorph starts actin' up Trap his as a rat Erase Replace
(C'mon)
Earse, replace So if ya interested And up for a challenge Then by all mean, caaaaalll...
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