I don't own Danny Phantom. I got bored and made a one-shot with Danny's pet, Susette. Enjoy.

Danny, Jazz, and Susette lazily sat around the living room.

There was nothing to do! Jazz was done with her homework, Danny had no space ship kits to make, and Susette's toys were broken until they could buy new ones.

But soon they heard a 'YES!' from the lab. All turning, Danny and Jazz saw their parents running up the stairs with what appeared to be another odd device of theirs. Jack grinned.

"This is the Truth Teller! Point it at anyone, and they speak one secret of theirs! Of course, this will be primarily used on ghosts, but, y'know." Jack said. Danny smiled.

"That's great, dad." Danny said lazily. Jack grinned and, among his little attention paid to his fingers, he accidentally pressed the 'go' button.

All of a sudden, a zap came out and hit Jack.

"I LIKE OLD MOVIES!" Jack shouted. Then he turned red as everyone laughed. But lo, another zap came out and hit Danny.

"I THINK JAZZ IS THE WORST GHOST HUNTER IN THE WORLD!" He said. Then he covered his mouth, turning red as Jazz frowned.

"HEY!" She snapped, swatting at Danny. Another one came out and hit Jazz.

"I THINK DANNY MIGHT HAVE ADD!" She shouted. Everyone blinked. Danny pouted.

"Oh, come on! I do not have ADD!" He said. His parents briefly shared a look that said 'it may be possible', which Danny frowned at.

"Now, Danny, if you do, there's nothing wrong with having ADD..." Jazz said. Her parents nodded in agreement. Even Susette seemed to agree. Danny groaned.

"I know that, I just don't think I have it!" He protested.

Another zap came out and hit Maddie.

"I THINK THAT JACK'S 'JACK FENTON PANCAKES' ARE DISGUSTING!" She said. Everyone burst out laughing, when Jack just looked annoyed.

"They are not gross! So they're not perfect...Or look appetizing...But they're good!" He declared. They rolled their eyes, but lo, another zap game out and hit Susette.

She screeched something, and the Fentons looked confused.

"Uh...Wonder what she said." Danny muttered. Susette looked embarrassed, but relieved no one could understand her. Danny's parents continued looking confused.

"What on earth could she have a secret about?" Maddie asked aloud.

What Susette said was this:

"I never had my scent glands removed! But it's okay, since I'll never spray any of you! Maybe if someone tries to hurt you, but not ever past that!"

Jack shrugged. "Eh, must not be too important. Y'know what, I think I'm gonna go modify this..." Jack said, going downstairs to the lab again. Maddie followed.

Jazz frowned. "So, what DO you think Susette said?" She asked.