Midnight: A Twilight Spoof

by konfusion

Welcome to Spoons, where Belle Duck, a bratty, arrogant girl surprisingly falls in love with the jittery but gorgeous Edmund Collins. But there's one more thing-he's a vampire. But will Belle be okay with a creepy vampire stalker trying to kill her?

1. Preface

A/N: Yeah so this is our first fanfiction. Yay! Haha, okay, let's just cut to the chase. READDDD!!

DISCLAIMER: Story plot belongs to Stephenie Meyer, who we are not. We just like having fun making spoofs :D

PREFACE

I never thought about how I would die—it's pretty emo to do that—but I didn't think it would end like this.

I stared lamely into the creepy eyes of the stalker, and he looked back at me in a too-friendly way.

This was surely a sucky was to die—I thought I had a future telling best friend and a gorgeous vampire boyfriend to protect me! How could they let a vampire stalker get past them?

If I hadn't moved to Spoons, this totally wouldn't be happening. But I didn't regret my decision—I loved my vampire, even if he wasn't very good at protecting me.

I stepped back a little as the stalker inched forward, clearly raping me with his eyes.