Okay so someone asked me to write this and here it is. It's a bit weird just fyi. I'm so random I swear. YOU WILL ONLY UNDERSTAND THIS IF YOU READ STILL NOT READY ok? Ok.
*Excerpt from Still not ready- chapter 19*
"Not true, and hold on a sec my coffee just got done."
"I knew that there was something wrong with your attitude. Why didn't I think of coffee, I must need some?"
"Yeah the world needs more coffee, especially me. I pretty much mainline caffeine, it would be really bad if I didn't have my daily coffee fix."
"Yes it would be, no one needs a sour Cammie, especially the people who have to work with her. But you know you should try to decrease your amount sometime, you're not going to be able to have coffee every morning, and you wouldn't want to be so grumpy while you're in spy mode fighting for your life."
"Good point, why didn't I think of that?"
"'Cuz the coffee told you not to."
"Yeah, sure, if coffee could talk it would probably want me to stop killing its brethren."
"I think Jonas is working on something to make that happen, actually."
"No way, why didn't he tell me?"
"Cam last time the two of you talked you were on a caffeine high and he didn't want to get your hopes up."
"Well he should have called me or something. Anyway how's the dating situation going?"
"It's amazing, once you get to know Macey she's really not that mean, and she's an amazing kisser."
"TMI, okay I really didn't need to know that." I said cutting him off and scoffing at his ridiculousness.
*End of excerpt*
Cammie
- Cammie just got back from the mission in Rome, and is meeting with Jonas
"Hey," I greeted running into the computer room at the agency and pouncing on Jonas as he sat in his swivel chair at his laptops. He almost fell over but he grabbed the desk and gave me a hug. Then he let me go and I grabbed the chair beside him, trying to forget everything that had just happened on the mission. It wasn't really working out well for me.
"Hey Cammie it's good to have you back!" He showed me a huge smile and swiveled his chair so he could see me better.
"Yeah it's good to be back, so what's new?"
"I just asked Liz to date me!" He got really excited and started bouncing in his chair a little.
"Oh my gosh, I'm so happy for you!" I gave him another hug, then I remembered why I really came down here and I decided that now was the time to get the interrogation over with.
"So…I hear you're inventing an invention to make coffee talk, is this true?" I asked, pushing his chair up to the desk so he couldn't escape, or evade the question.
"Cammie you're not in your right mind, that's the coffee talking." He said as a scared look appeared on his face.
"Well I wouldn't know would I because I have no clue if coffee can or cannot talk!"
"Ok if you really want to know…after excessive testing and re-testing I have scientifically proven that y-"
"Oh just get to the point!" I said, I may be a spy but I could seriously not follow what he was saying.
"Okay calm down basically I found that coffee cannot talk, but it can reproduce."
"Okay, seriously I could have lived my life not knowing that coffee can make other coffees!" I squirmed and ran up to my office to take a nap. The whole way there I was counting sheep and other various farm animals trying to get the image out of my mind.
Ok so…Do you like? I know it's kinda short but I really didn't know what to do! Reviews are appreciated! :O)
