I TOLD YOU, I WOULD MAKE A STORY ABOUT THE LEGENDARY POKEMON.
Disclaimer - Who the fuck cares about disclaimer.
Unown holding a sign saying 'Jay doesn't own Pokemon.'
Arceus opens his eyes for the first time ever...
"Where am I"
"WHERE THE HELL AM I?!"
Arceus says, "Fuck it." He creates 3 other pokemon.
Giratina, Dialga and Palkia are born.
"Where the hell are we?", Palkia asks.
"Shut up and help me create this universe"
All three say "Kay."
Palkia speeding, "GOTTA GO FAST", he yells out. Unknowing to him, he created a new legendary. Cosmog.
...
"Hello?", one of the tiny legendary said.
Arceus goes to Diglga,"Diglga, could you help with something?", he asked. "Sure, what's up... Dad? Lord?" She asked
"Arceus is fine. And I ain't NO ONE'S dad, I DIDN'T use any of my DNA. Beside that, I created this world called Earth, Could you help me out with creating other living beings"
"Ok."
2017 Years Later
A lot has change over the years, New Legendary Pokemon were created and other were reborn. Some are friendly and innocent while others-
"ARCY!" A female voice yelled out.
"Yes, Lugia?" Arceus asked the female bird with a hint of annoyance in his voice.
"Giratina and Regigigas got in a fight AGAIN." Lugia told him, Let's just say, The trio leader and the 'Satan' didn't get along well, In fact. Regi was one of the reasons why Giratina was banished.
"Goddamn it" with that said, Arceus poofs out.
Later
"Giratina, please... try to calm down." Arceus tell his female counterpart down.
"I AM CALM" Giratina shouted at her creator.
Meanwhile
A group of young legendary and mythical pokemon were passing by the creator's office.
"CALM THE FUCK DOWN OR NO SEX FOR THE NEXT CENTURY!"
"Awww, but God Sex is better than Mortal Sex."
The group heard the God and Devil's conversation, they all had one question in minded.
-Kanto Side-
Mew thought to ask her fellow region members. "Hey, Guys. Have a question?"
Articuno told the child, "What would that be, my child?"
"What's Sex?
All older legend froze.
"...Guys?"
-Johto Side-
Celebi asks her fellow members, "Guys, what's sex?"
...
Ho-Oh asked her,"Where did you here that word from?"
"Arceus and Giratina were talking about it-" Celebi couldn't finished that sentence because Ho-Oh got up and she flew out of the room.
"GODMODESHIPPING, YOU PIECES OF SHITS!"
"Guys, Ho-Oh broke the 4th Wall again.", Suicune said.
-Hoenn Side-
Jirachi asked the same thing as Celebi and Mew and BOY! So much chaos happened!
Groudon and Kyogre were fighting the REGI TRIOS.
Regice yells at two,"IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOU 2 FIGHT SO MUCH!"
"WE WERE GONNA PLAN TALKING HIM WHEN HE WAS 14, BUT NOT TODAY!" Groudon defeating herself and her mate.
Rayquaza was knocked out and Lati duo were fanning him.
"COME ONE RAY-RAY WAKE UP!", Latias yells.
Deoxys, however, was somewhere stalking people.
-Hoenn Side-
Manaphy goes up to Arceus, "Arcy, I have question."
"Is it one on those, 'What are those' jokes?" Arceus asks the child.
"No... what's sex?"
...
"SON OF A BI-"
-Unova Side-
"Hey guys, what's sex?", Victini asks the older pokemon.
...
Kyurem asks her members, "Reshiram, Zekrom...you got this one right?" She leaves.
Genesect slowly backs away and follows Kyurem and then, the Kami Trio followed them.
"They live for these moments", Cobalion said and leaves with his members following him.
"Simon says follow them." with that said, Meloetta follows the Swords of Justice.
...
"I'll tell her." Deoxys says while she reveals herself from hiding.
"NO" All Unova's older legends.
-Kalos and Alola Side-
They're quite lucky since most of the mythical and legendary pokemon are teenagers and adults... Expect for one.
Cosmog asks her mom and dad,"Mommy, Daddy what's sex?"
"HOLY SH-"
-Ultra Space-
The Ultra Beasts are wondering-
"WHY THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN IN THIS STORY?!" Buzzwole yells out
"I want to kick Arceus' ass." Nihilego told the angry female.
WOW, THAT WAS FUCKING LONG.
Don't take this seriously.