Duna: yes hello I might look cute but I will psychologically brake you down because that's what I do when I smile, fear my mind powers!
Raptin: to easy….theta
Duna: you are correct!
Raptin: and don't call a young human chimp "cute" you hear.
Duna haha! Jealous?
Raptin: *thc* please. Let me try one.
Duna: ok.
Raptin: I WILL FUCKING EXTERMINATE ALL IN MY SIGHT TILL I GET TO DIRECTOR! I WILL HUMP DUNA TO MY LITTLE MAMAL HEART'S CONTENT! AARHGHIFUHAAAHH!
Duna: Gianni…and don't you dare imitate him ever again.
Raptin: what? We are the same!
Duna: you are older than me, he has a mindset, and you tend to be murderous, where he has a taken you down 5 times and he has humiliated you 10 times and he beat you 5 times and he humiliated you 10 times and should I go on?
Raptin: fine.
Duna: how about this…
Raptin: *drinks some tea*
Duna: tch, tch, TCH! I wear a cravat in private so I can look fancy while I dust every surface in my room a few hundred times, I also love to be an ass hole to people in and out of my race and Duna is superior to me in every conceivable way! She can break a males legs with one swift kick and she is fifty time better than me in every way shape and form and has a brain one hundred times bigger then my di-
Raptin: you are full of shit.
Duna: haha! Too accurate?
Raptin: you are not superior to me, idiot.
Duna: but you are an ass.
Raptin: …your face is stupid.
Duna: but it's your face!
Raptin: shut up.
Duna: how about this then?
Raptin: *drinks more tea*
Duna: OFFER UP YOUR BEATING HEARTS, CHILDREN! ADVANCE! RAPTIN! REFUEL! BUT DON'T GODDAMN ASK ME WHY OR YOU WILL RUIN MY SEXY AMBIGUITY!
Raptin: *sprays tea from his nose*
Duna: STOP STANDING THERE MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL! FOR THE LAST TIME RAPTIN NO YOU CAN NOT BUY AN ASS LOAD OF STAKES TO SOOTH YOUR HUNGER! YOU WILL STAND DOWN AND DO AS I SAY! YOU DAMN KNOW MY BUDGIT IS TIGHTER THAN MY ASSHOLE! RAPTIN I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF YOUR SPINE IS BROKEN! JUST GET OUT THERE AND FUCKING FIGHT GOD DAMN IT ALL!
King Dynal: *glares at Gianni* (duna: I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK! I NEED MORE POWER TO KEEP MY TOPEY IN PLACE!) Don't you fucking dare laugh.
Gianni: *trying hard not to start laughing*