Mr t was doing some shit with the A-Team in their van when he suddenly realized he was BORED AS HELL. If you're wondering why I typed it like that, its because LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS. Anyways, then he started singing the Bill Nye theme song. As he chanted "BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL," Bill Nye kicked in the door and yelled "BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!" Then Mr. T went out into the wilderness to hunt for satanists. He found a few of them trying to summon the devil and before he could stop them, a figure began to emerge from the hole they were all standing around. It turned out to be Adam Sandler and they started singing a song about the difficulty of being a teenager. "To be hurt, to feel lost, to be left out in the dark!" Adam Sandler sang loudly in an obnoxious voice. "To be kicked when you're down. To feel like you've been pushed around!" Mr. T sang in a beautiful, angelic voice reminiscent of the penny whistle solo from My Heart Will Go On. As they finished the shitty emo song, they both burst into tears. It was just such a shitty song. How could they not start getting emotional? Mr. T then bid his friends goodbye and rode off into the sunset on his tiny unicycle never to be seen again. However, some people say if you play the Bill Nye theme backwards, you can still hear the beautiful voice of Mr. T singing that bullshit song.