Bella types!
Read this to understand ( tho I rly think no one can understand my amazing genius mind)- so I'm just sitting here outside and this lady with dark curly hair comes up to me and grabs my phone. Then she calls me a FILTHY MUGGLE and asked ( more like demands tho) that I tell her what this 'silly contraption' is. Then she clicks on hangouts and starts typing random things. "Who the heck r u??" She then proceeded to show this writhing snake tattoo on her arm. She truly looked like a maniac.
Bella:MUAHAHAHAHA
WEN THE DARK LORD RETURNS U ALL WILL DIE
Me :ah
BELLATRIX lestrange
She grabbed my phone
Bella:U FILTHY MUGGLES
Me:dang
She keeps on getting my phone
But then I took it from her
Ah
Safety
Nvm. She's coming agen
Bella:OR SHD I KILL U ALL
R I EVWN READINGB RHIA
Me:This
Bella can't rly type well
Bella:US I XAN U MUGL
Me:See wut I mean ppl??!!??
Bella:OH NO U DONT. I AM THE DARK LORDS MOST TRUSTED SERVEBT
HOW DAR U
Me:nice Bella
Keep it up
Bella:YES I WILL THX U VERY MUCH!
Me:Ooooo
I see u r improving dear belle
A
Bella:AS IF UR ONE TO TALK
Joe :stop messagin PLEASE
Me:Sry about this ppl bella keeps on grabbing my phone
Joe:No more
Stop
Me:Guess I'll hav to kill her to stop her from texting on my phone. I'll use her wand. Don't worry this is the last text for now... AHHHHH SHE GOT ME AGAIN. FAREWELL DEAR WORLD
Yours psychotically,
I'm amazing