Transcripts of audio surveillance recordings.
Oracle's quarters, 11:46
"Babs, it's di- What the- What are you- who is- why are-"
"Calm down, sweety, and stop sputtering."
"Babs, you're...who's that woman?"
"You know Black Canary, don't you? Ooooh, do that again, Dinah."
"Okay, boss."
"Oooooh!"
"Waaaaaauuuuuuuggggghhhhh!!!!"
"Calm down, Dick. Want to join in?"
"Wh- y-y-you mean- with b-b-oth of-?"
Well, actually, there should be three of us soon. Mmmmm, lower, Babs. Aah!"
"Th-th-th-three?"
"As soon as Robin gets back with the whipped cream. We were running low, so I sent him to get some more. Now that I think about it, he's been gone an awfully long time."
"TIM? TIM IS IN ON THIS?"
"You mean you didn't know? It's been going on for a while. Oooaaaaghaaa! Now do the other one!"
"Say, where'd Dick go?"
"Who cares, honey? Mmmm!"
Batcave, 12:00
"BATMAN! Where's Robin? Hello?"
"Quick, Dick's here!"
"Mpmlsafphgh?"
Stop sucking and-ooohhh! Oh yeah! No, stop that and hide, quick!"
"Okay, Bruce. Why don't you get those tights back o-"
"Aaaaaaaaaaagghgggghhh!!!!"
"Too late, Robin."
"You too? That is SICK!"
"Want to j-"
"NO! I don't want to join in! I want to wake up from this nightmare! What the fu- Heeeyyyy!"
"What is it, Dick? Ah! Not now, Tim. What?"
"What's that moaning noise?"
Probably Batgirl and Spoiler. They went down for some training, and haven't been out since. I sent Sasha in after them, but she hasn't come out either."
"Ooooooogh!"
"Yeah, that was Sasha. Want some whipped cream?"
Dick Grayson's apartment, 12:50
"Oh, God, what a night. At least I'm home safe now. Home sweet home. Just lie down, sleep, and in the morning I'll wake up, go to work, and pretend that none of this ever happened. That'll be- ALFRED?!!!?!?!??!"
"Yes, Master Dick?"
"Why are you in my apartment, and what are you doing in that thong?"
"Would you prefer I were wearing the spangled one, sir?"
"Sir? Oh, dear. He's fainted. What shall we do, Master Clark?"
"I'll fly him to the emergency room on my way back to Metropolis, I guess. I should be leaving now, anyway. The leather's starting to chafe."
The End
Oracle's quarters, 11:46
"Babs, it's di- What the- What are you- who is- why are-"
"Calm down, sweety, and stop sputtering."
"Babs, you're...who's that woman?"
"You know Black Canary, don't you? Ooooh, do that again, Dinah."
"Okay, boss."
"Oooooh!"
"Waaaaaauuuuuuuggggghhhhh!!!!"
"Calm down, Dick. Want to join in?"
"Wh- y-y-you mean- with b-b-oth of-?"
Well, actually, there should be three of us soon. Mmmmm, lower, Babs. Aah!"
"Th-th-th-three?"
"As soon as Robin gets back with the whipped cream. We were running low, so I sent him to get some more. Now that I think about it, he's been gone an awfully long time."
"TIM? TIM IS IN ON THIS?"
"You mean you didn't know? It's been going on for a while. Oooaaaaghaaa! Now do the other one!"
"Say, where'd Dick go?"
"Who cares, honey? Mmmm!"
Batcave, 12:00
"BATMAN! Where's Robin? Hello?"
"Quick, Dick's here!"
"Mpmlsafphgh?"
Stop sucking and-ooohhh! Oh yeah! No, stop that and hide, quick!"
"Okay, Bruce. Why don't you get those tights back o-"
"Aaaaaaaaaaagghgggghhh!!!!"
"Too late, Robin."
"You too? That is SICK!"
"Want to j-"
"NO! I don't want to join in! I want to wake up from this nightmare! What the fu- Heeeyyyy!"
"What is it, Dick? Ah! Not now, Tim. What?"
"What's that moaning noise?"
Probably Batgirl and Spoiler. They went down for some training, and haven't been out since. I sent Sasha in after them, but she hasn't come out either."
"Ooooooogh!"
"Yeah, that was Sasha. Want some whipped cream?"
Dick Grayson's apartment, 12:50
"Oh, God, what a night. At least I'm home safe now. Home sweet home. Just lie down, sleep, and in the morning I'll wake up, go to work, and pretend that none of this ever happened. That'll be- ALFRED?!!!?!?!??!"
"Yes, Master Dick?"
"Why are you in my apartment, and what are you doing in that thong?"
"Would you prefer I were wearing the spangled one, sir?"
"Sir? Oh, dear. He's fainted. What shall we do, Master Clark?"
"I'll fly him to the emergency room on my way back to Metropolis, I guess. I should be leaving now, anyway. The leather's starting to chafe."
The End