EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
TIMON
VS
PUMBAA
BEGIN
[TIMON]
ALRIGHT MR. PIG LET ME SHOW YOU TO THE DARK SIDE
HAKUNA MATATA IS NOT THE ONLY ONE INSIDE
YOU LOVES TO EAT BUG YOU ATE WAY TO MUCH YOU PIG
YOU JUST WANT A BITCH TO FUCK DON'T TAKE THIS SHIT
WHEN WE WENT TO PRIDELAND YOU FARTED AT PRIDEROCK
WHAT DID YOU EAT A FUCKING GIANT COCK
YOU COULDN'T KEEP YOUR EYE ON KIARA AND KION
WHEN WE TURN AROUND AND BACK THEY WILL BE GONE
[PUMBAA]
WELL LOOK WHO TALKING YOU BOSSY YELLING MERKEEAT
YOU WERE FIRST AFRAID OF SIMBA AS A LION AND CAT
YOUR THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE THE UNCLE YOU ARE MORE SKINNY
I COULDN'T EAT ANOTHER BITE THAT WILL BE TOO PITY
YOU EAT CRUNCHY STUFF THE BEST ONE IS SLIMY
I WILL GET ZIRA TO KICK YOUR FUCKING HYNIE
IN THE SHOW YOUR THE WORST MAIN CHARACTER
ALWAYS BOSSING ME AROUND MAN THAT HURT
[TIMON]
HEY I WAS THE ONE PROTECTING YOU HERE
LIKE I DID WITH THE OUTSIDER AND HYNEAS FEAR
YOUR THE ONE WHO ACT LIKE A SHITTY RETARD
YOU COULDN'T EVEN MENTION IT AS WE GO FAR
WHERE IS YOUR FAMILY AND WHY FEEL LONLEY
YOU WERE JUST ABOUT TO TELL SIMBA SOMETHING FUCKING SCARY
YOUR NAME REALLY SUCK CHANGE IT YOU BIG LUMP
I HOPE YOUR HAPPY AS BEING A TREE STUMP
[PUMBAA]
OH BOO HOO TIMON YOU ONCE DIE AGAIN
WHEN YOU CAME BACK FROM EARTH FROM ABOVE TO HEAVEN
ALL THE STATE WE WENT TO AND EVERYONE WE CONFRONT
WHEN YOU WERE BANISHED I THINK YOU WERE STUNT
YOU ARE SUCH A CLUMSY YOU COULDN'T EVEN WAIT
IT HARD FOR YOU TO GET KOVU AS YOU WERE ON A DATE
WELL WE GOTTA GO MY MOUTH IS FUCKING DRY
LET EAT SOME BUGS AS THE SONG ENDS THE TIME
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE