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Censor:R
Reason:Some strong death threats and cussing.
Genre:Humor
Title:A Scary Movie,who is the killer?
Author:Heero 195
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Heero was at his house watching a football game.Suddenly Heero heard a noise.
Heero:I wonder who that is.I better get a knife.
Heero went to the kitchen and got a knife.When he went back to the living room he was confronted by a person in a Scream costume.
Person:I am a Killer and I will kill you!
Heero:That is my line Mother Fucker!
Killer:OOPS!Sorry about that!Anyway,Your life is over!
Heero:Not if I take yours first!
Killer:Oh,How are you going to do that!!!
Heero:Like this!I will sing a song explaining how I am going to kill you!
kILLER:START SINGING!
Heero:I'm going to slash you and dash you!I'LL cut another hole in your ass!
I'LL splat blood on the wall and play tennis with your balls!If the phone rings,don't answer the call!Cuz I'LL slice your throat!And fuck you like a goat!Peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat...Peace!!!!
Killer: ..........
Heero:I did not mean it when I said peace.I am not a pacifist.
Killer:Oh.Well,what do you say we kill a certain someone named Relena Peacecraft!I know you want to kill her.
Heero:Yeah!Great Idea!Umm...what is your name?
Killer:That is strictly confidential information.But you can call me Teacup.
Heero eyed the killer with a weird look.
Heero:Anyway,let's kill Relena!
At Relena's mansion
Relena:Damn!I can never get out of the police station without Nemesis Killing Me!
Relena was eagerly playing Resident Evil 3 Nemesis on her playstation.She did not notice that the Killer(Teacup)and Heero had entered the mansion.
Killer(Teacup):Here,Take this scream costume and put it on Heero.
Heero:Thanks.
After Heero slipped on the costume,they both approached Relena very carefully.
Heero:Take this bitch!
Heero got his gun and shot Relena in the back of the head.
Teacup:Look!She has a Playstation!And Resident Evil 3 Nemises is on!Wanna play?
Heero:Sure!
The two of them sat down and began playing.
Heero:Those zombies are harder than they look!
After 2 Hours of playing,they both got tired.
Heero:Now can you tell me who you are?
Teacup:Sure.
Teacup raised his mask to reveal...
Possible people being the killer(Teacup).
Dororthy Catolonia
Trowa Barton
Duo Maxwell
Quatre R. Winner
Wufei Chang
Lady Une
Lucretzia Noin
Hilde Shbeiker
Catherine Bloom
Sally Po
Some tips
No one seemed to notice the gunshot in the house.
Relena was Mean to Quatre once.
Wufei Hates women.
Everybody(Except Lady Une)Likes playstation.
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Rules:You can only guess once.Do NOT ask me if I can make you win.If you need any more tips,E-mail me at Aixa@swbell.net.Everyone is welcomed to participate.You do NOT have to participate.If more than one person wins,they will be all be considered winners.The end date is Feb.5/2001.All winners will be mentioned in my next fic and Honered with a special award.
Thanks and good luck to all,
Heero 195
Censor:R
Reason:Some strong death threats and cussing.
Genre:Humor
Title:A Scary Movie,who is the killer?
Author:Heero 195
______________________________________________________________
Heero was at his house watching a football game.Suddenly Heero heard a noise.
Heero:I wonder who that is.I better get a knife.
Heero went to the kitchen and got a knife.When he went back to the living room he was confronted by a person in a Scream costume.
Person:I am a Killer and I will kill you!
Heero:That is my line Mother Fucker!
Killer:OOPS!Sorry about that!Anyway,Your life is over!
Heero:Not if I take yours first!
Killer:Oh,How are you going to do that!!!
Heero:Like this!I will sing a song explaining how I am going to kill you!
kILLER:START SINGING!
Heero:I'm going to slash you and dash you!I'LL cut another hole in your ass!
I'LL splat blood on the wall and play tennis with your balls!If the phone rings,don't answer the call!Cuz I'LL slice your throat!And fuck you like a goat!Peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat...Peace!!!!
Killer: ..........
Heero:I did not mean it when I said peace.I am not a pacifist.
Killer:Oh.Well,what do you say we kill a certain someone named Relena Peacecraft!I know you want to kill her.
Heero:Yeah!Great Idea!Umm...what is your name?
Killer:That is strictly confidential information.But you can call me Teacup.
Heero eyed the killer with a weird look.
Heero:Anyway,let's kill Relena!
At Relena's mansion
Relena:Damn!I can never get out of the police station without Nemesis Killing Me!
Relena was eagerly playing Resident Evil 3 Nemesis on her playstation.She did not notice that the Killer(Teacup)and Heero had entered the mansion.
Killer(Teacup):Here,Take this scream costume and put it on Heero.
Heero:Thanks.
After Heero slipped on the costume,they both approached Relena very carefully.
Heero:Take this bitch!
Heero got his gun and shot Relena in the back of the head.
Teacup:Look!She has a Playstation!And Resident Evil 3 Nemises is on!Wanna play?
Heero:Sure!
The two of them sat down and began playing.
Heero:Those zombies are harder than they look!
After 2 Hours of playing,they both got tired.
Heero:Now can you tell me who you are?
Teacup:Sure.
Teacup raised his mask to reveal...
Possible people being the killer(Teacup).
Dororthy Catolonia
Trowa Barton
Duo Maxwell
Quatre R. Winner
Wufei Chang
Lady Une
Lucretzia Noin
Hilde Shbeiker
Catherine Bloom
Sally Po
Some tips
No one seemed to notice the gunshot in the house.
Relena was Mean to Quatre once.
Wufei Hates women.
Everybody(Except Lady Une)Likes playstation.
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Rules:You can only guess once.Do NOT ask me if I can make you win.If you need any more tips,E-mail me at Aixa@swbell.net.Everyone is welcomed to participate.You do NOT have to participate.If more than one person wins,they will be all be considered winners.The end date is Feb.5/2001.All winners will be mentioned in my next fic and Honered with a special award.
Thanks and good luck to all,
Heero 195