Naruto: Oh my god. There's nothing to do around here! I'm going on a mission.
Tsunade: NARUTO!! Who the heck do you think you are barging in here without my permission?
Shizune: Yeah. I mean, seriously. You must have some issues. What are you doing? Eating rotten cheese?
Tsunade: That's enough, Shizune.
Shizune: Wait a second now, I'm not finished. Naruto, are you some kind of jank wankster?
Kermet: It's time to learn a new word! Wank-
Ms. Piggy: -ster
Kermet and Ms. Piggy: Wankster.
Naruto: Shouldn't you two be on the Muppets?
Ms. Piggy: No, we're off today.
To be continued...
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