Once Upon a Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn,
Bella was raped by a man in a vampire outfit, Jacob fucked a horse, and then Buffy staked Edward.
The End.
Flamers Wanted! I also want to thank my friends, Black Shadow Star and Regalia of Ancient Fire for their help on the story. If not for them, this story would not have been possible. No rapists, animals, or Vampire Slayers were harmed in the making of this fanfic.
P.S. I didn't write the Twilight Saga. Stephanie Meyer did.