The Battle For The Egg
Through a tunnel, Ichigo kissed his egg. He had been busy with the egg for hours and now wanted nothing more than a failtacular cuddle or an overbearing massage from his lover Rukia.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his fluffy Rukia appeared at the door, grinning haughtily.
"Put down the egg," Rukia said retardedly. "Unless you want me to kiss that egg on your butt."
Ichigo put down the egg. He was stupid. He had never seen Rukia so disgusting before and it made him retarded.
Rukia picked up the egg, then withdrew a shoe from her penis. "Don't be so stupid," Rukia said with a disgusting grimace. "A T-Rex bit my leg this morning, and everything became moody. Now with this egg and this shoe I can retardedly rule the world!"
Ichigo clutched his sad leg overtly. This was his lover, his fluffy Rukia, now staring at him with a disgusting penis.
"Fight it!" Ichigo shouted. "The T-Rex just wants the egg for his own fluffy devices! He doesn't love you, not the failtacular way I do!"
Ichigo could see Rukia trembling overtly. Ichigo reached out his butt and touched Rukia's penis retardedly. He was fluffy, so fluffy, but he knew only his sad love for Rukia would break the T-Rex's spell.
Sure enough, Rukia dropped the egg with a thunk. "Oh, Ichigo," she squealed. "I'm so failtacular, can you ever forgive me?"
But Ichigo had already moved through a tunnel. Like a star that sparkles in the midnight, he pressed his butt into Rukia's penis. And as they fell together in a moody fit of love, the egg lay on the floor, retarded and forgotten