Isis TH: YAY! A truth or dare fic of my own… IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE!
Bakura: bloody hell… not another crazed fangirl who's going to torture us…
Isis: YEP! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GOING TO DO!
Yami: I swear, if anyone ships me with Aibou…
Bakura: what the bloody hell does Aibou mean?
Malik: I think its Japanese for 'gay'.
Yugi & Ryou: come on, guys! It means 'partner' and you know it!
Alexa: Hi Yami.
Yami: AAGH! When did you get here?! I thought you were taking a vacation in your own dimension! (People who are reading Will of Destiny will understand this)
Alexa: well… I started doing bakura impressions and apparently they were spot-on because several people called the police on me… I teleported back to this dimension before they could use guns.
Yami: that explains a lot.
Isis: That's my OC Alexa… She's bilingual, Japanese and English, and she's dating Yami. You can dare her stuff too… and ask her truths, of course.
FULL CHARACTER LIST:
Guys: Yugi, Yami, Ryou, Malik, Melvin, Kaiba, Mokuba, Tristan, Joey, Dartz, Pegasus, Rex, Weevil.
Girls: Alexa, Myself, Ishizu, Mai, Serenity, Tea, Miho, Gumi Megpoid (because I can).
Feel free to let me know if I missed anybody important… Here are the rules:
1: No lemons. I'll be having ONE lemon at the very end of this fic, and whoever reviewed the most will decide what pairing it will be. I write straight, Yaoi and Yuri.
2: No death.
3: All shippings are allowed, EXCEPT FOR INCEST. (Yami x Yugi, Bakura x Ryou and Melvin x Malik don't count.)
4: Please, nobody give Mokuba food… same goes for Alexa.
5: No nudity.
6: I will accept ONE OC every other chapter. They will remain for that chapter only.
Isis: I think that's all… K! Now to some of my own dares… To inspire you crazed fans.
Yami: kiss Alexa. For 10 minutes. Straight.
Ryou: Walk up to bakura… and BITCH SLAP THAT MUTHAFUKKA!
Joey: Do you like Mai? At all? Even the tiniest bit?
Kaiba: I dare you to look up "Kaiba belly dancing" on YouTube.
Melvin: GIVE DARTZ A HUG!
Gumi: Sing "my crush was a monster boy" for us with me!
Gumi: I'll go first…
Yami: why is she here?
Isis: because I want her to be.
Gumi: Ikimono-kakari no ki ni naru aitsu kagikko shataku no tenkousei
Isis: Kurasumeito no ki ni naru uwasa hitori-bocchi kaerimichi
Gumi: Natsu sora no shita, zenkou shuukai shichi-gatsu saigo no sayonara
Isis: Sukoshi o-shaberi shite mitakute ato o otta kaerimichi
Gumi: Shataku koete
Isis: kawa ni sotte
Both: zoukibabayashi toorinukete
Gumi: Dagashiya de
Isis: aisu katte
Both: kimi wa doko ni iku no kana？
Both: Machi o mioroshita oka no ue no akichi! Ki ni naru aitsu no himitsu o mite shimatta! Chuu ni nageta aisu ni kuitsuita ooki na kuchi! Ki ni naru aitsu wa kaijuu o katteita!
Isis: Orikaeshi no natsu-yasumi
Gumi: omoikitte koe kakete
Isis: "Naisho no naisho no naisho da yo"
Gumi: tte, koyubi tsunaida yakusoku
Gumi: Harappa kakete
Isis: kawa oyoide
Both: kimi to watashi to kaijuu… Wasurarenai yuuyake sora kimi to o-shaberi dekita
Both: Tokedashita aisu o hanasaki ni tsukete warau
Natsu-meku aitsu ni dokidoki tokimeita
Te o tsugou toshite yorisotta, sono toki
Ki ni naru aitsu o kaijuu ga tabechatta!
Gumi: ...Souieba kyou wa, natsu-yasumi saigo no hi da.
Gumi: Kimi no koe ga suru
Isis: kaijuu ga waratteru
Gumi: Kimi no koe de warainagara watashi ni te o sashinobete kita no
"Nee nee, kimi nano?"
Isis: "Sou da yo! Boku da yo!"
Gumi: Kimi to watashi, te o tsunaide ni-gakki saisho no toukou hi
Isis: Gakkou-juu ni hibikiwataru nakigoe to sakebigoe
Futari dake no kousha ni natte dokidoki tokimeite
Both: Koutei ni deta totan ni hajimatta undoukai
Pisutoru narihibiku yooi don de kakedashita!
Shougaibutsu reesu o ittoushou de gooru shite
Aisu o tabenagara futari de doko ni ikou？
Chuu ni nageta aisu ni kuitsuita ooki na kuchi
Ki ni naru aitsu wa kaijuu shounen da!
Isis: Oh my Ra… that was awesome!
Alexa: that should've been me singing that.
Isis: Don't worry, if a reviewer is KIND ENOUGH to dare it, you'll sing matryoshka with her.
Joey: can we please focus on the fact that THAT MADE NO SENSE?! IT WAS IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE!
Isis: Calm yourself. I'll give the English translation at some point, if someone dares me to give it. And it was JAPANESE! RESPECT THE JAPANINESS!
Yami: I'm Egyptian and therefore have no wish to "respect the Japaniness…"
Alexa & Isis: RESPECT IT!
Yami: *is forced to respect the Japaniness*
Isis: anybody else?
Everybody: *gulps and shakes head no*
Isis: good. Next dare! Ryou?
Ryou: Do I have to?
Isis: Well, I can't legally force you to do anything… however, of you decline, you'll face something worse than death… worse than hell and certainly worse than bakura…
Ryou: what… what is it?
Isis: The FANGIRL PIT.
Ryou: Oh, Ra…
Isis: Yeah. So, fluffy?
Ryou: Alright. I'm sorry, Bakura…
Bakura: Don't you dare-
A deafening smack was heard.
…
Bakura was pissed.
Bakura also had a mark on the side of his face in the shape of a hand.
Ryou: Bakura… I'm sorry… *runs away*
Bakura: GET BACK HERE YOU!
Isis and all the others stare after them as Ryou flees.
Isis: O…Kay…? Um, Yami, your dare.
Yami: Fine… *grabs Alexa and starts kissing her*
Tea: *Glaring* friendship…
Isis: while that's happening… Kaiba?
Kaiba: What?
Isis: Your dare is to look up "Kaiba belly dancing" on YouTube.
Joey: *snickers* I've seen that… It was hilarious.
Kaiba: I hate you both…
Isis & Joey: Love you too, Rich boy!
Kaiba looked up "Kaiba belly dancing".
5 minutes later:
Kaiba: OH GOD! MY EYES MY EYES MY EEYYYYYEEEESSSSSS!
Isis: Kaiba, you do know that I said "look up" and not "watch", right?
Kaiba: I DIDN'T HAVE TO WATCH THAT!? GET OVER HERE!
Isis: Nope! No attempting to injure the host! *pulls lever and Kaiba falls through trapdoor into the fangirl pit*
Kaiba: AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mokuba: BIG BROTHER!
Melvin: Don't worry, Binky-boy, he's not a very popular character. In fact, when surveyed, 34% of the fangirls in that pit said that they'd refrain from tearing him to shreds. That's opposed to Ryou, who has 1% of those fangirls who wouldn't tear him to shreds.
Mokuba: MY BIG BROTHER IS GONNA DIE!
Isis: Incorrect. The purpose of the fangirl pit is to traumatize, not to murder. So… *snaps fingers*
Kaiba: *Appears without shirt* Oh my god…
Mokuba: BIG BROTHER! *runs to him and hugs him* YOU'RE ALIVE!
Isis: Well, yeah! Did you not listen to anything I just said? Gosh…
Rex: Hasn't it, like, been ten minutes yet?
Weevil: Yeah, I think that pharaoh guy and that girl are gonna pass out, buttmunch…
Isis: Um… yeah… YAMI QUIT MAKING OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WE HAVE DARES TO DO!
Yami: *Pulls off* what did we miss?
Alexa: I think Kaiba's been fangirled…
Alexa & Yami: ROFLMFAO
Kaiba: I hate you all…
Isis: Next dare! Melvin?
Melvin: Always happy to give a hug…
Dartz NO! NO! OH GOD NO! PLEASE- AAAGGHHHHHH!
3 minutes later-
Melvin: done.
Dartz: *on the floor, convulsing*
Isis: well, that was quite a show.
Joey: as for my truth… Yeah… a little bit.
Mai: You like me?
Joey: Yeah.
Mai: I figured.
Isis: IM INTERRUPTING TO SAY SOMETHING! My friend Ahonuchiha10899 gave me 5 more dares! Heh…
Yugi: Spend one whole day away from Yami! No interaction at all is allowed.
Kaiba: Have no money for two days.
Anybody who plays duel monsters: Duel a random fanboy.
Isis: Meet Yugi.
Yami: meet the other Yu-Gi-Oh protagonists.
Isis: OH SWEET MOTHER OF RA, THANK YOU- ahem. First, the random character… Tea, I hate you, so you duel a random fanboy.
Tea: BUT I DON'T PLAY! FRIENDSHIP!
Isis: I've seen you kick Joey's ass. DUEL THIS RANDOM PERSON NAMED- Seth? OMG IT SEEMS WE HAVE AN EARLY GUEST!
Seth: hi.
Isis: He's going to kick your ass.
-They duel; Tea loses, blah, blah, blah, friendship-
Isis: Bye Seth!
Tea: I LOST WAAAH FRIENDSHIP!
Yami: who was that?
Isis: that was my friend, Seth.
Yami: Okay then.
Alexa: Yami and Yugi have dares to do… SEPERATELY.
Everyone: *gasp*
Tea: *gasp* friendship!
Yugi: Well, Yami… See you tomorrow, I guess…
Yami: yes. Have fun, Yugi.
-They hug-
Isis: Yami, you'll stay in a separate room where you'll meet the protagonists from other shows… And Yugi will stay here with us. Have fun! Oh, and your mind link has been severed. No cheating!
-Yami is teleported to room somewhere-
Isis: Okay. Kaiba, all of your accounts are on lockdown… and I had Bakura steal all the money that you had on you at the moment. Why did you have 524 dollars on you?
Kaiba: In case all my accounts are on lockdown. *glares*
Bakura: Thanks for the stealing job, Isis. It feels good to take from those who don't deserve…
Isis: … you're… welcome… Um, I guess it's my dare.
Yugi: Um…
Isis: Hi.
Yugi: Hi.
Isis: WE'VE MET YAY DARE OVER. AND I TOTALLY DIDN'T JUST GET A CRUSH ON YUGI.
Yugi: well, as long as you didn't get a crush on me…
Isis: It's time for Yami to meet Jayden, Yuma and Yusei!
-Teleports to room with Yami in it-
Yami: I'm bored.
Isis: No longer! You are to meet the other Yu-Gi-Oh protagonists now.
Yami: joy.
Isis: ABRACADABRA AND SHIT!
-Poof-
Jayden: Yo, dog where am I?
Yuma: I'm in a blank room with blank walls and a blank white bed? EXTREME!
Yusei: I swear if I'm in a different timeline I'm going to scream… Oh shit.
Yami: Well, this is just fan-tucking-fastic.
All of them: …
Isis: YAY YOU'VE MET BYE NOW
-Poof-
Yami: Can I leave now?
Isis: nope! You can't be near Yugi on account of the dare.
Yami: Damn it.
Isis: BAI NAO
-poof… again-
Isis: I have one more dare… for Yugi.
Yugi: crap.
Isis: This is from Seth.
Duel your best friend and whoever wins gets the loser's deck.
Yugi: OH GOD.
Joey: I guess… It's time to duel, Yugi…
Yugi: yeah…
-They duel, Joey loses, no surprise there-
Joey: Here's my deck, Yug'. Hope you use it well…
Yugi: no, Joey, keep your deck. I refuse to take it.
Isis: Hmm… All the feels… Fine, I'll allow it. However, it's been 24 hours, so Yugi; you get to see Yami now.
-Poof… wow I really like poofing don't I-
Yami: Yugi!
Yugi: Yami!
Mokuba: SETO!
Kaiba: Shut up, Mokuba.
-Puzzleshipping moment occurs… I'm evil aren't I?-
Isis: That's it for this chapter!
Alexa: Don't forget to review or PM your dares and truths!