EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
HAMLET
VS
SIMBA
BEGIN
[HAMLET]
ALRIGHT FUTURE KING LET TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE
YOU COPY IT FROM ME ASSHOLE WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING
YOU COPY MY FATHER DEATH AND MY UNCLE
YOUR MOVIE EVEN SUCK AS YOU WERE A STINKHOLE
YOU WALK ON THE WILD SIDE YOU WERE ATTACK
I AM WAY MORE POWERFUL THAN YOUR SHITTY ASS
MY WEAPON IS MORE BETTER THAN JUST USING A CLAW
I WILL STOMP YOU REALLY HARD I WILL DO IT TO YOU PAW
[SIMBA]
HEY DON'T TAKE THE PREASURE AND PLEASE WATCH YOUR TONE
WHEN OPHELIA GET BACK YOU WILL GET BONED
YOU CAUSE HER TO DIE AFTER YOU LEFT DENMARK
SHE WANTED TO FUCK YOU BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A HEART
I THINK YOUR CRAZY AFTER AVENGING YOUR FATHER DEATH
YOU COULD'VE RAN AWAY LIKE ME WHAT ARE YOU DEAF
TREATING YOUR MOTHER AND TAKING DOWN POLONIS
STEP ASIDE HAMLET YOU ARE MAKING ME PISSED
[HAMLET]
HEY DON'T TALK BACK I AM OLDER THAN YOU
WHEN THE HYNEAS COME YOU WILL GET SCREWED
GO FUCK YOUR MATE NALA AND NEVER RETURN
WHEN I STAB YOU WITH THE POISON SWORD YOU WILL GET BURN
EATING BUGS ARE YOU A SHITTY PIONEER
YOUR CUB EVEN SCUK AS YOU HAVE NO FEAR
I'M A BETTER KING EVEN THOUGH I DIE
YOU COULDN'T FIRE ZAZU EVEN IF YOU TRY
[SIMBA]
UNLEAST I DIDN'T COPY YOUR CATCHPHRASE YOU FAGGOT
TO BE OR NOT TO BE WHAT IS THE FUCKING QUESTION
I HAVE MORE ABILITY WHEN I WAS IN THE JUNGLE
I WAS ADOPTED BY PUMBAA AND TIMON
WHY CAN'T YOU BE CAREFUL THAT SWORD WAS POISON GREEN
THAT IS WHY THERE A HORROR IN YOUR FUCKING MOVIE
I GOTTA GO TAKE MY LESSON AT PRIDEROCK
I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL HAMLET I HOPE YOU WERE SHOCKED
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE