EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
RAFIKI
VS
ZAZU
BEGIN
[RAFIKI]
ALRIGHT ZAZU LET FOLLOW RAFIKI
I THINK YOU SUCK AS A DODO YOU FREAK
DAMMIT YOU COULDN'T KEEP AN EYE ON SIMBA AND NALA
AFTER THEY SANG A SONG AND FACING HYNEA
WELL YOU ARE NO PROTECTER AS YOU WERE FUCKING SCREW
TIMON AND PUMBAA ARE BETTER THAN YOU
YOU ARE NO GOOD HELPER MUFASA SHOULD FIRE YOU
OR MAYBE MAKE YOU TORTURE BY SCAR AT YOU
[ZAZU]
AS YOU KNOW I HATE TO BE INSULT
BY A MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY WHO TAKES AN ADULT
BY GIVING SIMBA DIRT WHAT THE FUCKING IS THAT FOR
I THINK YOU SHOULD FIND A SHITTY LITTLE HORDE
ANYWAY I GOTTA KNOW WHAT WITH THE FUCKING STICK
DO YOU USE IT TO STRATCH YOUR BACK OR CLEAN YOUR FUCKING DICK
MAN I GOTTA SAY YOU ARE GETTING OLD
WHEN YOU DIE I'LL BE THE FIRST ONE TO BE BOLD
[RAFIKI]
IN YOUR DREAM BANANA BEAK NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU
I HATE TO PUT THE PREASURE FROM EVERYWHERE YOU SCREW
IN THE SHOW YOU WERE THE WORST ONE OF THE ORGANIZER
TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS THE BEST ONE THERE EVER
I WILL TAKE YOUR FUCKING JOB AND TAKE YOU FUCKING DOWN
I WILL MAKE YOU BE CHASE BY A HOUND
LATER THEN YOU WILL DIE AND NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN
ONLY BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS
[ZAZU]
WELL I HATE TO BE A BAD GUYS BUT I HAVE TO SPEAK IT UP
SHIPPING KIARA AND KOVU YOU'RE A PERVERT OF THE SLUT
YOUR ATTACK ARE USELESS AGAINST THE FUCKING HYNEAS
MAKING THE CUB THE KING AND QUEEN OF THE BULLSHIT
I THINK YOUR WONDERING WHY YOU ARE GAY WITH MUFASA
YOU MUST OF MET HIM AS A FATHER OF A CUB
I GOTTA GO FIND THE CUBS SEE YOU AROUND
GOODBYE RAFIKI AND I HOPE YOU DROWN
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE