Shikamaru's favorite class was none other than lunch, which was odd when you think about, because you could swear everything in your bank account, which you may not have known was swiped out by a girl who couldn't speak Russian, that it was Chouji's favorite class. Wrong. Chouji's favorite class was Playing the Violin for Fatasses, and he could play it exceptionally well despite weighing over 400 pounds. Not that his weight had any influences on his ability, but damn did his ass stink when he played the brown note. It made Deidara take a shit in her thong and Utakata peed so hard he laughed. Yes, he still wears a diaper, but it's in the shape of a g-string so he can look awesome for Yakumo when they had sex.

Shikamaru was having lunch with Suigetsu, Temari, TenTen, Sakura, Ino, Sasuke, Shino, Chiyo, and Deidara. They were at school and they were ready to talk about their test. They had to take a test in AP Geometry and they were so upset about the kinda stuff that would appear on the test. All except Chiyo since she was so old she could've died at any second. TenTen was eating some octopus kidneys and lotus roots as well as some turnip greens. She was drinking a bottle of milk and belched. Suigetsu was eating Ramen with oreos. The rest of the people were eating McDonald's, but Shikamaru saw something interesting. Chiyo was opening something and it caught Shikamaru's attention.

"Hey, granny, what is that you got?" he asked as he looked at her, his earrings flying off and hitting Deidara in the face.

"I'm not your granny, you faggot with pineapple hair!" she said as she put her dentures in. "And it's yogurt."

"I've never had yogurt. What kind is it?"

"Banana cream pie," she said. "I'll give it to you if you hand me your cucumber salad."

"Good, I hate it when mom makes cucumber salad," said Shikamaru as he handed the old lady his salad. She gave him the yogurt and Shikmaru opened it and used his chopsticks to get a huge bite.

As soon as he took a bite, he moaned with pleasure and got about ten more bites until it was gone. "That was some of the best stuff I've ever-" he started, but then he started coughing violently. He coughed at about 100 decibels for about eight seconds nonstop and everyone was looking at him.

"Are you okay?" asked Sasuke as he threw a baseball at TenTen.

"I'm fine," said Shikamaru who was now sweating. He coughed some more and then farted really loud as he coughed, causing the entire cafeteria to smell horrible.