Anthem for the Fangirls
Disclaimer: If you honestly think I own any of these characters or songs, you are obviously smoking something you shouldn't be.
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Friezaess: Lookit this! *shows the Gundam boys the figurines of them she bought off eBay* They just arrived ^.^!
Duo: *picks up the figure of himself* I will call him Mini Me!
Quatre: Don't you think you're spending too much money on this fandom?
Friezaess: Hell yeah! Specially with the Aussie dollar the way it is- costs twice Australian what it is US, plus tax X_X. But hey, I'm a fangirl- this is my duty! It is all so my duty to write fan-fics as often as possible. Which brings me to the point of this little rant
Trowa: Please no, please no, please no
Friezaess: It's time for another song parody!!!
Trowa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*everyone stares at Trowa*
Wufei: My God I thought he was supposed to be stoic!
Heero: All one needs is the right motivation.
Quatre: You're not going to do one about ME are you? From what I've seen so far, those things aren't pretty!
Friezaess: You have nothing to worry about, Quatre (yet), for this parody doesn't involve any of you singing or dressing up in leather.
Duo: Then what does it have to do with us?
Friezaess: It's a song FOR you, as sung by fangirls worldwide!
Pilots: HUH?!
Friezaess: That's right, you heard me! Hey you! The person reading this! I'm talking to YOU! It's time to show the G-boys how much ya love em. I want every one of you readers out there to sing along to this- it's way more fun that way, plus it proves your loyalty! I don't care if you have a voice like a horse- screech it out!
Now, this is a parody of American Pie'. No, not the movie involving making sweet love to pastry- the song. As in, Bye bye, Miss American Pie'. You should aaaaaaall know the tune. So come on and sing along!
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Not all that long ago
I can still remember
How those G-Boys used to make me smile
Their awesome Gundams were first class
And all the boys had a great ass
And they made us all happy for a while.
But Endless Waltz made me shiver
With every detonation delivered
The Gundams were no more
Why'd they have to do that for?!
I swear to God, I really cried
When all the G-boys said their goodbyes
but something touched me deep inside
the day the Gundams died.
So bye bye to the Gundam Wing guys
Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wufei,
Lena and Zechs
They all went and blew their Gundams sky high.
singing The Earth and colonies are at peace
So we won't be needing these!'
I remember Heero's face
When I first saw him fighting in space
Piloting the Wing Zero
And Duo Maxwell in Deathscythe Hell
That great big Gundam was his pal
Trowa in Heavyarms, it suited him well
Well Quatre moved fast in Sandrock
For a blonde Arabian he's really hot
And the guy in Nataku
Where would we be without Wu-Wu?
And Zechs and Trieze and then White Fang
Wanted to make em all go bang!'
But the G-boys were too strong a gang
And so they never died.
I started singing, bye bye to the Gundam Wing Guys.
Trieze, Lady Une, Dorothy, Quinze, Noin, Sally and Catherine
The Gundam boys and the Gundam gals too
Goddamn, we're all gonna miss you
Goddamn, we're all gonna miss you!
Now the G-boys have all gone
And now we're being left all alone
As they go off on their separate ways
But for so long now they've been a team
Together forever, or so it seemed
Fighting side by side for you and me
But now they've all said their last goodbye
To go back to their normal lives
And it really breaks my heart
To see all of them part
So now they've gone from the TV screen
Never again to be seen
It makes the fangirls wanna scream
the day the Gundams died.
We were singing, bye bye to the Gundam Wing guys.
The Earth Sphere Alliance, OZ, White Fang and the Sanc Kingdom
The fangirls sat down and they had a good cry
Singing Good luck guys, and good bye
Good luck guys, and good bye
And as for all the rest of the cast
Unfortunately they too have come to pass
Trieze was the first to depart
Then Noin went off and won Zechs' heart
And from the Earth they did part
And Lady Une was left with Mariemeia
Relena just went right on yakking
I wonder if she even knew what was happening?
It's sad to see em go
We'll all miss you Sally Po!
Hilde, Dorothy and Quinze too
You had small parts but we'll still miss you
Do you reckon they'll make an Endless Waltz 2?
The day the Gundams died.
We started singing, bye bye to the Gundam Wing guys
Epyon, Wing, Deathscythe, Heaveyarms, Sandrock, and Nataku
Mobile suits and dolls it's time you said goodbye too
We're sure as hell gonna miss you
We're sure as hell gonna miss you!
And floating through the depths of space
The colonies now a peaceful race
With mobile suits never to be seen again
And as for the other series in the fandom
Like Gundam X' and Turn a Gundam'
They'll never even compare
Gundam Wing really beats the rest
Cos its bishounen look the best!
And the fangirls horde to Fanfiction.net
To see what new plot lines they can get
But though there's no shortage of fics
It's lacking that little copyright kick
They'll never be an official GW script
the day the Gundams died.
We were singing, bye bye to the Gundam Wing guys
All those newly customised mechas now laid to waste
We sat there watching all watery-eyed
singing Please don't make me say goodbye
please don't make me say goodbye!'
So now the show is over and done
What's a fangirl to do for fun
When she's lacking all of her G-boys?
You can always buy the vids of eBay
And stick them all on auto-replay
But when they're repeats, it's just not the same
The G-boys will be in our hearts forever
We'll never ever let go of them- never!
Shinigami help us all
We keep missing em more and more!
So bye bye, G-boys, one last time
It has been on helluva ride
We'll keep our memories deep inside
The day the Gundams died.
And we were singing, bye bye to the Gundam Wing guys
Hugs and kisses from all of us, we all love you so much!
One things for sure, you're one helluva bunch
And we're sure you're all gonna be
The greatest Gundam pilots in all history
ONE MORE TIME!!!
We are singing bye bye to the Gundam Wing guys
Take care in your new ventures, we'll never forget you!
Watch us now as we're waving goodbye
Singing though it makes us all cry
Goodbye, Gundam boys, goodbye!
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Friezaess: Ta-da!
Quatre: That was kinda sweet ^_^ All those fangirls out there who were singing along really make me feel flattered! *blushes*
Friezaess: Aww innit he kawaii? ^.^
Duo: Heh, that was actually pretty alright.
Wufei: Weak onnas. Spending all their time drooling over us instead of cooking and cleaning.
Friezaess: Watch it pal. Don't think that just because I've already used you in a song parody I can't do it again.
Wufei: O_O;
Trowa: *yawns* Hate to cut in on the plesentaries, but it's 1:30AM.
Heero: Hn. And we have a mission tomorrow.
Friezaess: Point. I've got to get up for school in six hours, and it'll probably take at least half an hour for me to get to sleep X_X. Time to call it a night, boys.
Duo: Can I keep the little Duo figure?
Friezaess: Sure thing- as long as I can have YOU to replace it!
Duo: Uh *hands the figurine back to Friezaess*
Friezaess: Damn! Ah well. Time to wrap this thing up. Good on everyone who sung along! We love ya for it! And if ya didn't, you're a spoilt sport who doesn't deserve any pocky. SO THERE! ^.~
Owari
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