The three little Weasleys
By, ~*Angeleyes*~ (Jenine)
(corny music starts and a cheap recording turns on.)
Once upon a time there were 7 little Weasleys Charlie, Bill, Percy, George, Fred, Ron and Ginny. They had two parents Molly and Arthur, Charlie, Bill, Percy and Percy all had already moved out and were living on there own and Fred, Ron and Ginny decided to as well, they packed their bags and left for the great frontier!
When they found a nice little town called Bigger Saskatchewan (in Canada) they decided to settle down and build their houses.
Ginny who had the least magical experience (did I mention their wizards?) transfigured a wagon full of dead grass into a house made out of straw.
Ron who had the second least experience transfigured a colony of snakes into a house made out of sticks.
Then there was Fred; yes he had the most magical experience so he decided to transfigured a bunch of broken computers into a beautiful cottage made out of bricks.
When they were all finished they went and did there own their own thing. Ginny was watching a TV Court about three pigs suing a big bad wolf for ruining their houses, when she heard a voice
"I am Lord Voldemort! (Ginny shuddered) Get out of your house now or I will chant, curse pull your house down!"
"Not by hair in my wandy wand wand!" Ginny yelled back, so Voldemort chanted, cursed and pulled her house down! Ginny quickly ran over to Ron's house
When she got there they decided to phone George so he could help them Ron dialed the number really fast and heard his brother's voice on the other line
"Believe it or not George is not home, please leave a message at the beep, I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be, believe it or not I'm not home!"
"Dang!" said Ron in rage
"Phone Charlie!" urged Ginny Ron dialed the numbers heard his other brothers voice in the ear piece of his phone
"Hi! You have reached Charlie's microwave because his answering machine is broken! Leave a message after the beep but talk REALLY slow cause I have to write it down! Oh yeah! If you wanna cook something hold it up to phone!"
"What the hell?" said Ron very confused
"Just dial Bill!" said Ginny, Ron quickly dialed his brothers number and then heard some creepy music and a cat meowing in the background
"This answering machine has been connected to a 5,000 volt power supply that has been wired to this small kitten. If you hang up before leaving a message, little Fluffy here will be blown to smithereens. It's your choice, ha ha ha ha ha."
"Heh heh stupid cat I hope its Crookshanks or looks like him!" said Ron
"RON! -" Yelled Ginny being very rudely interrupted by the same voice Ginny heard before
"I am Lord Voldemort! (Ron and Ginny shuddered) Get out of your house now or I will chant, curse pull your house down!"
"Not by the hairs in our wandy wand wands!" yelled Ron and Ginny in unison so Voldemort chanted, cursed and pulled Ron's house down. So Ron and Ginny ran over to Fred's house and told him the story they were all in a safe hiding spot when they heard that voice again
"I am Lord Voldemort! (Fred, Ron and Ginny shuddered) Get out of your house now or I will chant, curse pull your house down!"
"Not by the hairs in our wandy wand wands!" they all said together. So Voldemort chanted and cursed and pulled but nothing happened so he tried again but still nothing happened he tried over and over and over again until finally he died of exhaustion.
So the moral of this story is bricks are stronger then sticks and straw? Or maybe Fred is the coolest I dunno make up your own! (Recording stops and corny music comes on again)
A/N ok so its kinda stupid I don't care I'm doing a lot more sleeping beauty next! (Britt your gonna love it! Heh heh heh!) Review! NO FLAMES!