GRENADE FIGHTERS!
pilot: swag masters PART 1!
Cloud was running around South Island looking for the fighting tourament booth because he was in the touratment and he has a DATE to die for with Shadow and Meg today, so he needed to get there fast. ''What are you doing, man?'' Modrecai said, while running fast as well as Cloud. ''Going to Green Hill Beach, where all the bitches are!'' Cloud shouted and then he jumped ridiclously well. ''That's cool! I'm going to Green Hill to beat Wario, so bye!'' Modrecai yelled and he did a drift turn.
Round 1-1:
Shadow The Hedgehog and Meg Griffin VERSUS Cloud Strife and Hella Jeff!
Cloud was now on the bench and then Hella Jeff told he's late. ''You forgot to meet Lara-Su, man. She's awesome.'' Hella Jeff said, while playing ''hardcore'' beach volleyball with Meg, Lara-Su and of course Shadow and Shadow's team were winning by far because of, unsurprisingly, the black hedgehog. ''It's five minutes until the fight, so what happened?'' Shadow asked, but Cloud went into his place and waited. ''Just go and win this fight...bro.'' Lara-Su said, before running away fast. ''Why does everyone run fast?'' Meg asked Shadow, and then she was dragged to her position.
The match was about to start and the HORN yelled its sound. Shadow started with a chaos spear to Cloud, but Cloud dodged it and as fast as Cloud dodged it, Meg roundhouse kicked Hella Jeff in the face and Shadow did another chaos spear, but Hella Jeff conjured a drawer from nowhere to smash the chaos sphere and Meg. ''How did you do that?'' Shadow asked and Cloud poked hard the hedgehog in the leg with his sword AND then the sword cut across the body, but Shadow was fine (it's a super smash bros crossover with non-nintendo characters.)
Meg and Shadow were losing a bit to Hella Jeff and Cloud, so they start doing combos, so Meg started with a fast kick and a hat slap and then the hat grew giant to do another slap to Cloud, so he shielded with his sword, but it didn't stop him from being slammed down and he got up easily. ''NICE TRY!'' Hella Jeff shouted, and he got a skateboard from nowhere to slam Meg twice and he came in from THE SIDE and slammed her on her head with the skateboard, but Meg grabbed it. ''Wooooo!'' She shouted and she knocked Hella Jeff off the skateboard and threw it back towards him, almost knocking him out and Shadow was doing a lot of Chaos Control with kicks, punches and other stuff and then he snapped his finger to finally knock out Hella Jeff! ''Hella Jeff is now gone!'' shouted Yomi. ''With Cloud left, will Shadow's team chaos knockout him or will he will beat down two? FIND OUT!''
Round 1-2:
Mordecai and Rocko vs Wario and Tails
Mordecai was high-fiving Rocko and they shouted ''We're just in the game!'' while spin jumping and then Wario and Tails backflipped the latter after the former and Wario shouted ''IT'S-A US, LOSERS!'' and the horn yelled hard. Wario threw a coin at Mordecai, but Mordecai blocked it and his health stays the same because it unitentionally gave him health and it did damage. His answer to the coin thing was to jump very high, trying to slap him in the air and landing on top of him, but Tails used his hand cannon to get him out of the air and he landed on the ground and he backflipped back up. ''Don't worry, I got this!'' Rocko shouted and he went on his tail and bounced high. ''Rocko's a dumbass.'' Wario said.
And then...while Tails was shooting Mordecai and he was doing some dodging, Rocko slammed on Tails from high up, dealing HUGE damage. ''Rocko jumped high and nearly owned Tails and DEALT MASSIVE DAMAGE! Mordecai's team is now dominating and he's doing wing combos NOW! Unless Tails can do a plan, he's gonna be KO!'' shouted Vector who was the announcer of that match. Out on the fields of Green Hill, Tails' team were almost falling down and Mordecai's team was pretty dominating, but Wario had an edge, so he just walked up to Rocko to him and he did a direct punch to the forehead and then a kick to the crotch.
''Damn you, and your nut-kicking!'' Mordecai shouted and he catched Rocko to do a team attack with Rocko. ''We gotta do this.'' Rocko said. ''It seems cool and it might work.'' and Mordecai threw the bilby towards Tails, but while was Rocko was being thrown, the fox was charging his hand cannon. ''Shots fired!'' Wario shouted and Tails fired his shot to Rocko and damn, it was strong. ''WHOA!'' Mordecai yelled, because Rocko got some hard damage. ''Rocko's knocked out and suddenly the luck changed on a dime! Will this make Mordecai lose?'' Vector announced and Modrecai tried to wake up the dude.
pilot: swag masters part 2 coming soon...