A/N: No flames please! And again, it's just the two people speaking so try to remember who is who. I got lazy again.And thank you very much, KittyKandaLuv, for your poetic words. I give you many many melons!

"Ryuuzaki…" (A/N: This is Light.)

"Yes, Light-kun?" (A/N: This is L)

"Why is there a giant strawberry on your head?"

"It's called a strawberry hat, Light, and I am wearing it because it's National Strawberry Day."

"There's no such day."

"And why not? They deserve a day that celebrates them—Oh, Watari, please get me some cake. With more strawberries than usual."

"How do strawberries deserve a day to themselves?"

"Light-kun, you ask too many questions."

"Why do you have an obsession with strawberries?"

"Well, Light, it should be obvious. Strawberries are a work of art aura what with their vivid, bloody, red colour with a texture like roughened silk and a sweet bitter taste that's comparable only to lets you drown in its bright colour and the ticking of leafy green as you swallow the sweet substance down with juice running down your mouth like the sweet nectar of life. Sexy."

"…Strawberries are…sexy…?"

"I said all that about strawberries and all you heard was 'sexy'?"

"What's your reasoning?"

"I believe I just explained that just a second ago. They just are."

"Hand me a strawberry will you?"

"Is Light-kun deciding to celebrate Strawberry Day?"

"No. I just want a sexy strawberry."

". . ."

"What?"

"You have problems, Light."

"I have problems? What about you?"

"What about me?"

"You psychotic sitting the way you do with you chewing your thumb—"

"You are psychotic when you do your evil laugh."

"And you don't wear shoes—"

"I think better that way."

"You probably have diabetes from all the sugar you consume! You're going to get fat—"

"As I've explained to Misa, I find that you don't gain nay weight when you burn calories by using your brain."

"And somehow you are always just so damn attractive no matter what you're doing!"

". . ."

". . ."

"Only Kira would think I'm attractive."

"Oh my god, Ryuuzaki!"

"Yes, Light?"

"I basically just confessed to you—"

"To being Kira?"

"No! That I am obviously attracted to you in a romantic way—non-Kira-ish!"

"…In a very odd way."

"And all you can say is something about Kira?"

"Yes."

"Ugh! You're so…so…"

"Intelligent? Cunning? Clever? Stubborn? A sugar addict?"

"Sexy."

"…Like strawberries?"

"Like strawberries."

"Thank you very much, Kira."

"OMG, RYUUZAKI! STFU!"

A/N: Well? What'd you think? REVIEW PLEASE! No flames.