Hi. This is my random story of randomness. I hope u enjoy it and if not,
you must be in league with... THE M.O.M.S!!! GASP!!! BTW, don't worry if
u don't get it if u r not Morgan. Morgan, if u don't get it I am very
disappointed in u. Oh well, on with the story. Oh, and I don't own
anything Harry potter related. Happy now? Oh, and I fixed a few minor
details so yea. By the way, this is going to be a joint story between me
and N.D. fan so ask her for the next chappie (
On with the story...
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were in the great hall, eating the author's favorite meal, parmesan cheese with a bit of spaghetti ::yum:: when Harry decided he was bored. "I'm bored" he said. "oh yea, well I'm boreder!" argued Ron. "But I'm borderest!" yelled harry. Hermione was embarrassed by their arguing and she looked around the great hall to see if anybody was watching. Luckily, it was the current fashion to wear pink fluffy earmuffs, so nobody could hear them. Harry and Ron continued arguing. "oh yea, well I am borederesteresteresteresteresterest!" Suddenly, the room got all dark and spookyish, and a figure appeared in the middle of the Gryffindor common room. Then it ran down to the great hall where everybody was. "oh no, its moldywart!" yelled harry. "1. his name is Voldemort. And 2. that's not him. Its..." Hermione trailed off, then came back because the trail was a dead end. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! It's my mom!" Jetta screamed. "U RNT USING PROPPER GRAMMAR!" the author's mom screamed at her. "fine, I'll use proper grammar" Ruaianna said with her fingers crossed. "AND ALL U GRYFFINDORS YOUR COMMON ROOM IS FILTHY!" zoom to common room one book is lying tidily on a table zoom back to great hall The author realizes she can do whatever she wants in her story so she turns her mom into a piece of cake and ron eats it because he in hungry. Nobody noticed my mom because they were all still wearing their pink fuzzy earmuffs. Suddenly, harry got an idea for what to do. "I know that we can do!" he said standing up and doing the finger thing (private joke, don't ask (hey kewl I just added in another private joke())"We can..."
Muahahahahahahahaha! Ok that was a short chappie but review if u like it and review if u don't ok? Ok. First reviewer to suggest something good for Harry's idea will have their idea used. Oh, and be sure to say wasn't gonna somewhere in your response (part of the whole private joke thing, but please play along as it will make me happy) REVIEW!
RESPONSES SO FAR:
Jetta Colette Crystal: HI SELF! SUP? Oh, and hi N.D. fan. POST THE NEXT CHAPPIE SOON!!! U didn't say wasn't gonna! Poop. And it looks shorter than it is on your computer, so ha.
SiriuslyDelirious: I luv your name!!! But it makes me sad... oh well. Virtual timbits from tim hortons for you. Yea, randomness rules. But u didn't say wasn't gonna. ( s'okay.
Lenai Riddle: Thanx!!! I got it from www.jkrowling.com u click on extras and characters and the Weasley section and its actually Ginevra not Ginerva, sorry, my mistake.
Samurai Katagi: Oops, sorry! I put in a few more private jokes than I meant to. Hopefully N.D. fan can make the next chapter funnier... sorry again, and thanx for reviewing anyway.
On with the story...
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were in the great hall, eating the author's favorite meal, parmesan cheese with a bit of spaghetti ::yum:: when Harry decided he was bored. "I'm bored" he said. "oh yea, well I'm boreder!" argued Ron. "But I'm borderest!" yelled harry. Hermione was embarrassed by their arguing and she looked around the great hall to see if anybody was watching. Luckily, it was the current fashion to wear pink fluffy earmuffs, so nobody could hear them. Harry and Ron continued arguing. "oh yea, well I am borederesteresteresteresteresterest!" Suddenly, the room got all dark and spookyish, and a figure appeared in the middle of the Gryffindor common room. Then it ran down to the great hall where everybody was. "oh no, its moldywart!" yelled harry. "1. his name is Voldemort. And 2. that's not him. Its..." Hermione trailed off, then came back because the trail was a dead end. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! It's my mom!" Jetta screamed. "U RNT USING PROPPER GRAMMAR!" the author's mom screamed at her. "fine, I'll use proper grammar" Ruaianna said with her fingers crossed. "AND ALL U GRYFFINDORS YOUR COMMON ROOM IS FILTHY!" zoom to common room one book is lying tidily on a table zoom back to great hall The author realizes she can do whatever she wants in her story so she turns her mom into a piece of cake and ron eats it because he in hungry. Nobody noticed my mom because they were all still wearing their pink fuzzy earmuffs. Suddenly, harry got an idea for what to do. "I know that we can do!" he said standing up and doing the finger thing (private joke, don't ask (hey kewl I just added in another private joke())"We can..."
Muahahahahahahahaha! Ok that was a short chappie but review if u like it and review if u don't ok? Ok. First reviewer to suggest something good for Harry's idea will have their idea used. Oh, and be sure to say wasn't gonna somewhere in your response (part of the whole private joke thing, but please play along as it will make me happy) REVIEW!
RESPONSES SO FAR:
Jetta Colette Crystal: HI SELF! SUP? Oh, and hi N.D. fan. POST THE NEXT CHAPPIE SOON!!! U didn't say wasn't gonna! Poop. And it looks shorter than it is on your computer, so ha.
SiriuslyDelirious: I luv your name!!! But it makes me sad... oh well. Virtual timbits from tim hortons for you. Yea, randomness rules. But u didn't say wasn't gonna. ( s'okay.
Lenai Riddle: Thanx!!! I got it from www.jkrowling.com u click on extras and characters and the Weasley section and its actually Ginevra not Ginerva, sorry, my mistake.
Samurai Katagi: Oops, sorry! I put in a few more private jokes than I meant to. Hopefully N.D. fan can make the next chapter funnier... sorry again, and thanx for reviewing anyway.