Title: Mad Season
Author: Agent Zephyr
E-Mail address: zephyr2@internetcds.com
Rating: G
Category: Story, Songfic, Parody
Spoilers: Basically the whole Requiem/Season 8 pregnancy arc
Keywords: Songfic, Season 8
Archive: You betcha, just let me know so I can brag
Disclaimers: The X-Files isn't mine. Too bad. "Mad Season" belongs to Matchbox 20.
Summary: Two confused Philes try to unravel Season 8. Songfic.
~~~~~~~
I feel stupid
But I know
It won't last for long
I've been guessing
I coulda been guessin' wrong
Still don't know it now
I kinda thought
That we should somehow
But this whole
Mad season's got me down
~~~~~~~
"Ok, so Mulder's gone, and Scully's pregnant..."
"Who's the father?"
"I guess we have to wait until Season 8..."
~~~~~~~
I feel stupid but
It's something
That comes and goes
I've been thinkin'
Think it's funny
How no one knows
They don't talk about
The little things
That we do without
When that whole
Mad season comes around
~~~~~~~
"Did you watch last night's ep?"
"Yeah, I can't believe they didn't tell us who the father is! I've waited all summer..."
"How long do you think we'll have to wait?"
"Can't be too long..."
~~~~~~~
So why ya gotta stand there
Just give us the answer now
It seems to me
You'd come around
I need to know
Will you tell us, you dope?
Can't figure it out
I'm lost and I'm hopeless
Bleeding and broken
Though I've never spoken
I come undone
In this mad season
~~~~~~~
"Last night's ep was weird..."
"So do we know who the father is yet? There was that whole thing with the Scully's ovum and Mulder..."
"But then they said it didn't take."
"Why can't they just give us a straight answer?"
~~~~~~~
I feel stupid
But I think I been catchin' on
I feel clueless
But I know I might be wrong
The plot's confusing now
Torn apart, angry, turned around
Will that whole
Mad season knock me down?
~~~~~~~
"Hey, did you see 'This Is Not Happening' last night?"
"Yeah, Mulder's back!"
"But he's dead..."
"So is he the father?!?!"
~~~~~~~
So are you gonna tell us?
Are you gonna help me out?
They need to be together now
I need to know
Will you tell us, you dope?
Can't figure it out
I'm lost and I'm hopeless
Bleeding and broken
Though I've never spoken
I come undone
In this mad season
~~~~~~~
"So what's up with last night's ep? Mulder's alive, but..."
"He just sort of magically resurrected."
"Odd."
"And of course, they didn't tell us who's the stupid father!"
~~~~~~~
Now I'm cryin'
Isn't that what you want
I'm so pathetic
Have no life of my own
And I can't
At times
I do believe I am wrong
So someone
Tell me who, who, who!
Do you, you, you feel stupid?
And I came undone
And I came undone
~~~~~~~
"Wow, the season finale was great!"
"I loved the last scene!"
"But...is Mulder the father?"
"We'll never know."
~~~~~~~
I need to know
Will you tell us, you dope?
Can't figure it out
I'm a child and
I'm hopeless
Bleeding and broken
Though I've never spoken
I come undone
In this mad season
In this mad season
There's been a mad season
Been a mad season
Author: Agent Zephyr
E-Mail address: zephyr2@internetcds.com
Rating: G
Category: Story, Songfic, Parody
Spoilers: Basically the whole Requiem/Season 8 pregnancy arc
Keywords: Songfic, Season 8
Archive: You betcha, just let me know so I can brag
Disclaimers: The X-Files isn't mine. Too bad. "Mad Season" belongs to Matchbox 20.
Summary: Two confused Philes try to unravel Season 8. Songfic.
~~~~~~~
I feel stupid
But I know
It won't last for long
I've been guessing
I coulda been guessin' wrong
Still don't know it now
I kinda thought
That we should somehow
But this whole
Mad season's got me down
~~~~~~~
"Ok, so Mulder's gone, and Scully's pregnant..."
"Who's the father?"
"I guess we have to wait until Season 8..."
~~~~~~~
I feel stupid but
It's something
That comes and goes
I've been thinkin'
Think it's funny
How no one knows
They don't talk about
The little things
That we do without
When that whole
Mad season comes around
~~~~~~~
"Did you watch last night's ep?"
"Yeah, I can't believe they didn't tell us who the father is! I've waited all summer..."
"How long do you think we'll have to wait?"
"Can't be too long..."
~~~~~~~
So why ya gotta stand there
Just give us the answer now
It seems to me
You'd come around
I need to know
Will you tell us, you dope?
Can't figure it out
I'm lost and I'm hopeless
Bleeding and broken
Though I've never spoken
I come undone
In this mad season
~~~~~~~
"Last night's ep was weird..."
"So do we know who the father is yet? There was that whole thing with the Scully's ovum and Mulder..."
"But then they said it didn't take."
"Why can't they just give us a straight answer?"
~~~~~~~
I feel stupid
But I think I been catchin' on
I feel clueless
But I know I might be wrong
The plot's confusing now
Torn apart, angry, turned around
Will that whole
Mad season knock me down?
~~~~~~~
"Hey, did you see 'This Is Not Happening' last night?"
"Yeah, Mulder's back!"
"But he's dead..."
"So is he the father?!?!"
~~~~~~~
So are you gonna tell us?
Are you gonna help me out?
They need to be together now
I need to know
Will you tell us, you dope?
Can't figure it out
I'm lost and I'm hopeless
Bleeding and broken
Though I've never spoken
I come undone
In this mad season
~~~~~~~
"So what's up with last night's ep? Mulder's alive, but..."
"He just sort of magically resurrected."
"Odd."
"And of course, they didn't tell us who's the stupid father!"
~~~~~~~
Now I'm cryin'
Isn't that what you want
I'm so pathetic
Have no life of my own
And I can't
At times
I do believe I am wrong
So someone
Tell me who, who, who!
Do you, you, you feel stupid?
And I came undone
And I came undone
~~~~~~~
"Wow, the season finale was great!"
"I loved the last scene!"
"But...is Mulder the father?"
"We'll never know."
~~~~~~~
I need to know
Will you tell us, you dope?
Can't figure it out
I'm a child and
I'm hopeless
Bleeding and broken
Though I've never spoken
I come undone
In this mad season
In this mad season
There's been a mad season
Been a mad season